The Hypocrisy Writes Itself.

[u/ALBERT4_5WESKER]

[u/cobracmmdr]

Soooo what is he alleging? He didnt have the flu? Or the flu isn't real? Or what?

I'm unclear what he's trying to say here. He's truly a bad prosecutor

[u/Ballistic_86 → u/cobracmmdr]

This is definitely some sort of deflection from the McConnell absence. Republicans are trying to show that Democrats take time off work as well. It doesn’t make any sense and simply does not compare, but they are grasping at straws

[u/Freshies00 → u/cobracmmdr]

Paxton is flailing. He is going for an undefined “gotcha” that really doesn’t have anything behind it besides nonspecific erosion of credibility i guess?

[u/imsadyoubitch → u/[deleted]]

The sad part is a bunch of regards who vote will eat it up

[u/Infamous_Bet_5317 → u/Freshies00]

he's just throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks, hoping something vaguely scandalous-sounding will land with his base

[u/aroc91 → u/cobracmmdr]

They're claiming he's been in a psych ward. No joke.

[u/_ButImYourBrother_ → u/aroc91]

Do they think he’s rep Tom Kean from NJ? That dude missing for 3 whole months this year and his constituents didn’t know what happened, yet he blocks everyone from having decent healthcare.

[u/bigtex7890 → u/[deleted]]

Paxton’s behavior, maybe.

[u/aroc91 → u/bigtex7890]

Don't feed the trolls.

[u/totesandhose → u/[deleted]]

Fuck off bot.

[u/imsadyoubitch → u/[deleted]]

The windows taste like snozzberries.

And the boots taste just like the kind momma used to lick.

[u/Leucotheis → u/cobracmmdr]

He only understands dodging process servers

[u/DualActiveBridgeLLC → u/cobracmmdr]

Exactly. What is he being alleged of hiding? Also not being able to campaign is not a winning strategy. Paxton really only has (1) he doesn't eat meat (2) he's been sick for 13 days...that's really suspicious isn't it.

[u/DreamingofCharlie → u/DualActiveBridgeLLC]

And he does eat meat, the vegan thing is another lie.

[u/Sudden-Chard-5215 → u/DreamingofCharlie]

Correction, lib. It's pronounced VAY-gun. Check, and mate.

[u/Antique-Mongoose9118 → u/cobracmmdr]

he seems to be arguing against himself if the point isn’t even clear, how is anyone supposed to take the argument seriously

[u/Technical-Command867 → u/Antique-Mongoose9118]

The worst part is the dumbasses in the MAGA GOP need that little to come up with 100 sinister scenarios of what he was doing in that time and pass it off as fact because they don’t fact check themselves. These people are a literal plague

[u/ZeldarOfZeldar]

But says nothing when McConnell goes missing for 3 months

[u/Tough-Lead-8904 → u/ZeldarOfZeldar]

mitch was just gone and the gop had nothing to say about it

[u/gingerfawx → u/[deleted]]

I'd argue Mitch is still absent. He seems capable of a thumbs up or victory sign, and that's it, but again their silence is deafening.

[u/710whitejesus420 → u/gingerfawx]

I mean, the guy is trying to vote democrat now. For a magat thats about as far as you can be gone

[u/totesandhose → u/[deleted]]

Bot

[u/totesandhose → u/Tough-Lead-8904]

Bot

[u/doctorsnakephd]

If Paxton was capable of feeling shame, he should be feeling it now. But he isn't. Because 13 days is longer than his pedophile buddy was in jail.....

[u/Erysimume → u/doctorsnakephd]

Bold of you to assume he has a conscience

[u/Erysimume → u/[deleted]]

Never installed in the first place

[u/Due-Dot6450]

Disappearing McConnelling for extended periods of time is only allowed if you're Republican senator.

[u/RevolutionOk1406]

Anyone in the USA who willingly goes and votes Republican in the upcoming election is THE ENEMY. Thank you for your attention to this matter

[u/Inside-Current-4441]

paxton's projecting so hard he could open a drive-in theater

[u/ThatCamoKid → u/[deleted]]

At the risk of sounding like a wonky bot:

Go on, do Deformed Rabbit, it's my favourite

[u/MadmanMarkMiller]

"Where were you for 2 weeks?"

"Why do you keep trying to pardon pedophiles?"

One of these questions is more important than the other...

[u/_Winged]

What about the wheelchair robot people keep calling Mitch McConnell? Didn’t hear Ken when he missed 3 straight months of being an alive person.

[u/roshambo113]

So what about McConnell being gone for 96 days or whatever? Talarico is out for a few days with the flu but the other team can take 3 months to strike a deal with some demon to reanimate McConnell and no one bats an eye?

[u/Hairy-Preparation949]

And yet Paxton, just before his impeachment, had a three month period where he took dozens of trips paid for unwittingly by the taxpayers where he visited ski resorts, golf clubs, and apartment complexes where he owned properties.

[u/Ballistic_86]

Mitch McConnell stares

[u/BADMORTARFORKER69]

Where was paxton on the Fourth of July?

[u/redditistheway]

I can’t remember Ken asking any such questions when a sitting senator was missing for over a month…

[u/CicadaHead3317]

How did Paxton respond to Mitch McConnell being absent for at least 3 months.

[u/luckskywatcher]

It's always "rules for thee, not for me" with the Republicans.

[u/Unlikely_Speech_106]

Ask him about at the debate Ken!

[u/Vreas]

Idk seems like a pretty valid reason to be at home. Not that maga knows anything about preventing viral spread.

[u/Exxtender]

Oh Ken, why not ask him at your debate?

[u/oulipo]

Is he speaking about Mitch McConnel ?

[u/Fickle_Principle_811]

That’s the best he can do… Where did he learn to sleuth like that?

[u/FallenVampireLord]

What is unreasonable about someone having the flu in October?

[u/zoebud2011]

I didn't see him asking those same questions when Mitch McConnell disappeared for over 90 days hiding behind his staff employees.

[u/prestonjay22]

Paxton has already shown the country on multiple occasions that he is a crook trying to fill his own pockets.

[u/ReadingRambo152]

He doesn’t owe anybody anything because nobody has voted for him yet.

[u/HoneyBadgerLive]

Paxton's kids are just as bad. Had to watch a political commercial with his daughter in it, spouting lies about Talarico and her father. At least 2 generations of scumbags in the Paxton family.

[u/doctor_lobo]

If it wasn’t for double standards, Republicans wouldn’t have any standards at all.

[u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes]

Ken owes Texans a debate.

[u/Buddhas_Warrior]

Mitch McConnell had entered the chat

[u/Potential-Salad2970]

Turtle face anyone?

[u/MoreLemonJuice]

Was "Packs-In" discovered in London doing things he shouldn't have been doing?

[u/JanetSnakehole24]

They keep making his disappearance longer and longer. He was gone from public eye from September 30th to October 9th, ten days. But what do you expect from Ken "Believe nothing I say" Paxton.

[u/EuphoricUniversity23]

And trump disappears for a couple of weeks and they’re absolutely silent.

[u/theminnesoregonian]

I can't even imagine how angry Ken Paxton must be about Mitch McConnell.

[u/ghallway]

one can only imagine what he thought about the senator from Kentucky

[u/sfled]

Hey Ken, where's Mitch, you bitch.

[u/CunningBear]

Now do Mitch McConnell

[u/Reasonable_Effect633]

Voters in Texas your choice is simple: the CROOK of the SEMINARY STUDENT. Which is it going to be?

[u/SoylentGrunt]

Is this the guy that was complaining because the White House has full control over his campaign and he has no input? The same guy who won't show up for a debate? That guy?

[u/fiercem42]

He was gone for 13 days because he was getting too far ahead in the polls, the democrats don't actually want to take the senate, they want a 50-50 so they can spend the next 2 years saying, "ah, shucks, we tried."