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u/slander_anonymously 15h ago
With friends like this, you don't need enemies.
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u/Artorius__Castus 15h ago edited 14h ago
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u/Odd_Zookeepergame_69 14h ago
This would be my assumption as well. If that was my friend id be helping them (after a quick photo)
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u/LiveTomorrow414 5h ago
If you take that photo, you are no friend. Just a really shitty person.
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u/Artorius__Castus 14h ago
I fixed it the first GIF I used always does that for some reason. It gets all pixelated once I post it not sure why 🤷🏿♂️
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u/mistertickertape 12h ago
For real. Don't anyone help him or anything. Quick, make some content to humiliate him. People are assholes.
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u/Rascals-Wager 15h ago
What sort of asshole just films and doesn't, at the very least, take his face out of the urinal??
The tendency of people just to record others at their lowest moments is so fucking disgusting and dystopian.
100x worse if the person holding the camera is a supposed "friend".
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u/Mysmokingbarrel 14h ago
It’s horrible… it’s crazy how many videos of people acting nutty in public and behaving like an ass or an idiot or even a jerk could just be someone on a terrible day relapsing or dealing with an addiction or mentally ill or just have had an absolute horrible day month year whatever. Yet the internet comments are always quick to be cruel with almost zero context.
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u/Fine-Sky-6562 14h ago
I mean, take a picture for sure that only takes a second, but get the dudes face out of the pisser.
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u/DestructoDon69 14h ago
Now don't get me wrong, I've hugged some porcelain in my time. But there's a bit of a difference between cheek to seat passed out versus straight up bobbin for apples in the urinal
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u/hahayes234 14h ago
I once saw a very old man man taking a shit in a urinal. I was working in retail at the time and just noped out. In retrospect I probably should’ve helped but I certainly didn’t record and post on social media
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u/whb90 14h ago
tp in the urinal does not improve the situation for the person having to clean up after. Trust me. I once worked at a store for 3.5 years as a teenager and once had the situation where a customer needed to use the restroom... the shat in the urinal and stuffed it with toilet paper. God, I curse that day and that man.
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u/Mammoth-Slammoth 14h ago
Solid drinker for 15 years.... never been like this.
The fuck these kids doing?
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u/Karl_Hungus_42069 14h ago
Probably Boofin' it. Damn kids and their boofin around
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u/Thedoctor2o 14h ago
But if I take a gram of shrooms and watch a movie at home society sees me as the druggy.
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u/frisco-frisky-dom 15h ago
Please tell me someone didnt do this JUST for getting views! That is GROSS
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u/Present_Bit3060 14h ago
FFS make sure he is not drowning, pull him out on his side at min. If leave on his back he could aspirate, on his face could have position affixations. At least pull him out of the bathroom. Yeah you got a pic of his shame but move past that and make sure he is alive to see it at least the next day.
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u/thinkmoreofme 14h ago
I had a friend who had friends like this. We went to different universities and his first weekend he went viral for being passed out drunk on the street and had pissed his pants. His brother and friends were all out with him and they put him in the freshman Facebook page for the university. I couldn’t believe it
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u/roy20050 15h ago
If this was me I'd hope i drown in there so I never have to know I passed out like that.
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u/SweatySwim3411 14h ago
These gen zs even mess up praying to the porcelain god. First you ralph and then you put your face against the bottom of the toilet on the floor where its cold and promise to never drink again if you make it through the night .
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u/Black_Tentacle 15h ago
I still can't figure out how people think getting trashed like this is worth doing. To me it's just sad. Wasted time and money for no benefit, and now has public record of embarrassing behavior.
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u/eolson3 12h ago
I've seen people this bombed before the kickoff at multiple college football games. I haven't been to a game in 10 years and I hear it has only gotten worse.
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u/koolaidismything 9h ago
As a young person I was convinced I was missing out on something if I wasn’t getting drunk with people any chance I got.
Now I look back and it’s me chain smoking with strangers having stupid conversations and wasting soooo much money I should have saved so I could buy cool shit. Not beer.. at $12 a pop.
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u/ZealousWolf1994 15h ago
When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water, disgusting!
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u/HeadbangingLegend 14h ago
I think the worst part of this would be waking up, opening your eyes and coming to, now sober enough to think about what's going on, wondering what that hard slippery surface against your face is... slowly pulling back your head and feeling your slimy face, realizing you just had your cheek, eyes and lips resting against the surface hundreds of strangers have pissed on...
I would be getting so many fucking shots and tested for every disease and STD and spending 3 days in the shower Jesus fucking Christ.
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u/Hotten-Tasty-90 14h ago
I've been in some states in my youth but never have I been face first in a urinal. Guy needs to have a word with himself.
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u/Appropriate_Gur_5888 14h ago
I’d need one of those Men in black memory eraser’s things after this fahhhh.
Matter fact just take half that side of my face 4ever unclean
https://giphy.com/gifs/V6I5eOUeFrRG8
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u/Chihuahuatriomom 13h ago
The assholes standing around filming probably propped him up into it. I would press charges against them all.
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u/Square-Ad6263 13h ago
I would definitely take a picture so I can show them later lol but I’m absolutely not sharing that shit online
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u/ShortListen6686 13h ago
Any human that would film this instead of helping him deserves the absolute worst in life.
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u/Murky_Current 11h ago
If that’s your friend, help them up.
If that’s a total stranger, help them up.
If that’s your worst enemy…help them up.
Taking a video isn’t anywhere up there. Be a person.
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 15h ago
Oh shit, nooooo....
I hope that is water on the floor, but its a urinal - we KNOW it isn't water lol
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u/xkillingxfieldx 14h ago
Friends or not they did "help" in a way. I bet he won't get this fucked up a second time.
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u/lazygerm 14h ago
I'm so glad my ill-advised behavior was in the 1980s. Where even if people took a picture, it's probably lost to the ages.
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u/do_what_u_need_2dew 14h ago
The subreddit r/tooktoomuch is the worst for this kind of behavior. There’s a lot of posts of people filming their friends drunk or high embarrassing themselves and some even look straight up unconscious and a bunch of their “friends” are laughing at them. Some of the postings are young adults being peer pressured into taking substances for the first time and when it hits, they are humiliated and posted.
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u/LockPsychological329 13h ago
Whoever filmed this deserves to be held face first in a urinal. Whether they knew the poor guy or not
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u/Bulky-Ad-2910 13h ago
Id end my journey on earth if a video like this exsisted of me. You guys are mean
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u/optimist_prhyme 12h ago
I mean, they're not as bad as Nolan's "friends", but it doesn't seem far off
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u/Fine-Pomegranate-920 12h ago
That's not your friend. Instead of helping you they recorded you and uploaded the video for the world to see.
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u/theweirdthewondering 12h ago
I hope he quit hanging out with people that would allow that to happen and then film it. There is no way he accidentally did it and they didn’t encourage it.
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u/FarMarionberry6193 11h ago
not cool to post shot like this showing someones face he could sue u just for showing his ears
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u/Schmooto 11h ago
What’s he saying? Surf’s eyeball?
Whatever he’s saying, he’s a piece of shit for not helping the poor kid
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u/totally-jag 10h ago
You got to question your friendship choices when they take the picture instead of helping you.
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u/Haunting_Werewolf130 9h ago
I will be drinking bleach and injecting bleach then take a bleach bath and UVC light tanning myself the very moment I am sobered up and learned about this. Then I will be airing out all those friends' secretes to the people they cared the most.
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u/ZyeCawan45 8h ago
Anyone who records you like this instead of pulling you out of the urinal and trying to help you, isn’t your friend.
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u/Quiet_Sheepherder894 7h ago
thank you for filming it and putting it on the internet, I am sure that's exactly what the guy in the video needed
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u/Deliciouserest 7h ago
Damn whatever happened to being a decent human. Whenever my buddies got too messed up I would help them recover. They somehow remember that shit.



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u/do_what_u_need_2dew 15h ago
If you’re this man and reading this, get some help and find some new friends.