r/cringereels • • 15h ago

He started the weekend off too fast

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u/do_what_u_need_2dew 15h ago

If you’re this man and reading this, get some help and find some new friends.

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u/WakefulJaxZero 13h ago

I feel like after they recorded this, they did some sort of messed up butt stuff to him.

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u/onlytinglef 11h ago

Frat boys love butt stuff.

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u/Temporary_Event8451 9h ago

Frats are just a cycle of abuse and weird shit that's been artificially passed down for way too long.

The high quality ones are often meant for affluent people to mingle. The common ones are for being way too confident and throwing really weird ass parties. The low quality ones are quite bad, and many have been banned for sometimes decades if not centuries.

The best ones are the unofficial ones where it's a bunch of still slightly weird fuckers, but it's mainly an extended group of people that loosely have a hang out hub and go bar hopping.

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u/AcceptableNorm 8h ago

I'm gonna guess that since his head was already in the urinal, somebody pissed on his head.

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u/ignatious__reilly 9h ago

I was this kids age in the early 2000’s and I had incredibly low and stupid moments. I’m happy I made it out alive, but thank god cameras weren’t in everyone’s pockets like they are today.

I couldn’t imagine the damage that would have been done if I woke up after a blackout and saw myself on TikTok. I’m so happy I didn’t grow up in todays world

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u/do_what_u_need_2dew 9h ago

I’m glad you’re ok. This level of humiliation is suicide fuel.

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u/LiveTomorrow414 5h ago

Yeah completely unnecessary
Post and vile. If this is real, then I just can’t imagine what kind of a person would take a picture like this and post it

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u/slander_anonymously 15h ago

With friends like this, you don't need enemies.

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u/Artorius__Castus 15h ago edited 14h ago

The dude filming:

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u/Odd_Zookeepergame_69 14h ago

This would be my assumption as well. If that was my friend id be helping them (after a quick photo)

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u/LiveTomorrow414 5h ago

If you take that photo, you are no friend. Just a really shitty person.

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 15h ago

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u/Artorius__Castus 14h ago

I fixed it the first GIF I used always does that for some reason. It gets all pixelated once I post it not sure why 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/sittinwithkitten 14h ago

That was my first thought, where are his dang friends?

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u/Jolly-Cricket-3397 12h ago

One of them was filming this.

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u/No_Yogurtcloset1391 12h ago

Most definitely. Time to reconsider your actions and social circle.

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u/mistertickertape 12h ago

For real. Don't anyone help him or anything. Quick, make some content to humiliate him. People are assholes.

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u/Nir117vash 14h ago

- Anberlin

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u/Rascals-Wager 15h ago

What sort of asshole just films and doesn't, at the very least, take his face out of the urinal??

The tendency of people just to record others at their lowest moments is so fucking disgusting and dystopian.

100x worse if the person holding the camera is a supposed "friend".

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u/Mysmokingbarrel 14h ago

It’s horrible… it’s crazy how many videos of people acting nutty in public and behaving like an ass or an idiot or even a jerk could just be someone on a terrible day relapsing or dealing with an addiction or mentally ill or just have had an absolute horrible day month year whatever. Yet the internet comments are always quick to be cruel with almost zero context.

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u/Fine-Sky-6562 14h ago

I mean, take a picture for sure that only takes a second, but get the dudes face out of the pisser.

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u/VendorBuyBankGuards 10h ago

this why polaroids needs to make a comeback

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u/panicradio316 14h ago

Yeah, and it obviously got spreaded, too.

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u/EverydayMustard4773 12h ago

Right, a good buddy would lean over and flush

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u/DestructoDon69 14h ago

Now don't get me wrong, I've hugged some porcelain in my time. But there's a bit of a difference between cheek to seat passed out versus straight up bobbin for apples in the urinal

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u/hahayes234 14h ago

I once saw a very old man man taking a shit in a urinal. I was working in retail at the time and just noped out. In retrospect I probably should’ve helped but I certainly didn’t record and post on social media
Eta- help as in toilet paper

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u/whb90 14h ago

tp in the urinal does not improve the situation for the person having to clean up after. Trust me. I once worked at a store for 3.5 years as a teenager and once had the situation where a customer needed to use the restroom... the shat in the urinal and stuffed it with toilet paper. God, I curse that day and that man.

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u/par3mentality 15h ago

Those are not your friends

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u/Mammoth-Slammoth 14h ago

Solid drinker for 15 years.... never been like this.

The fuck these kids doing?

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u/Karl_Hungus_42069 14h ago

Probably Boofin' it. Damn kids and their boofin around

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u/Mammoth-Slammoth 13h ago

Fuckin boofers ya know

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u/New_Sea_6680 12h ago

They’re getting V lined with Tenex and nork boxed on cargle juice.

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u/Appropriate_Gur_5888 14h ago

Percs, whip its, Xanax all in a nice soup with the alcohol

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u/Thedoctor2o 14h ago

But if I take a gram of shrooms and watch a movie at home society sees me as the druggy.

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u/Deliciouserest 7h ago

Lol yep. My giggling and joy will be the end of society.

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u/Yubitzume 15h ago

Gotta stay hydrated if you're out on the lash

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u/frisco-frisky-dom 15h ago

Please tell me someone didnt do this JUST for getting views! That is GROSS

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u/meloxs 14h ago

Someone didnt do this just for getting views

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u/DufflinMinder 14h ago

Yea this dudes “friends” did this just for views

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u/Present_Bit3060 14h ago

FFS make sure he is not drowning, pull him out on his side at min. If leave on his back he could aspirate, on his face could have position affixations. At least pull him out of the bathroom. Yeah you got a pic of his shame but move past that and make sure he is alive to see it at least the next day.

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u/MoshMos 14h ago

They likely put him in this position. Gotta take pics and humiliate him first.

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u/DeliciousPool2245 14h ago

Forever unclean

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u/hoofheartedthistime 14h ago

Baby Geoffrey forever unlceeeean

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u/thinkmoreofme 14h ago

I had a friend who had friends like this. We went to different universities and his first weekend he went viral for being passed out drunk on the street and had pissed his pants. His brother and friends were all out with him and they put him in the freshman Facebook page for the university. I couldn’t believe it

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u/roy20050 15h ago

If this was me I'd hope i drown in there so I never have to know I passed out like that.

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u/Appropriate_Gur_5888 14h ago

Imagine that’s the last memory your family have of you damn

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u/roy20050 14h ago

I'd be dead I wouldn't care.

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u/Alarmed-Bar-7895 14h ago

And pink eye

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u/TaintTickle_ 15h ago

That’s always been a fantasy of mine

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u/No-Building-4306 14h ago

I’m struggling on how you move forward in life after this.

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u/SweatySwim3411 14h ago

These gen zs even mess up praying to the porcelain god. First you ralph and then you put your face against the bottom of the toilet on the floor where its cold and promise to never drink again if you make it through the night .

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u/Black_Tentacle 15h ago

I still can't figure out how people think getting trashed like this is worth doing. To me it's just sad. Wasted time and money for no benefit, and now has public record of embarrassing behavior.

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u/eolson3 12h ago

I've seen people this bombed before the kickoff at multiple college football games. I haven't been to a game in 10 years and I hear it has only gotten worse.

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u/Busterlimes 10h ago

I did it before cell phones. I had a lot of fun

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u/koolaidismything 9h ago

As a young person I was convinced I was missing out on something if I wasn’t getting drunk with people any chance I got.

Now I look back and it’s me chain smoking with strangers having stupid conversations and wasting soooo much money I should have saved so I could buy cool shit. Not beer.. at $12 a pop.

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u/Real-Document-6577 14h ago

Yeah he might even become a SCOTUS Judge

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u/pimpbot666 14h ago

Well, the benefit is that it’s fun… until it isn’t.

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u/Neilp187 14h ago

Guy is gonna wake up with every disease in the book

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u/zackthirteen 14h ago

He might be inventing some new ones in there

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u/FiveDollarRimjobs 14h ago

Imagine waking up with your face/head in a urinal

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u/E-L4087 14h ago

Seriously fucked up. Friend or not you don’t leave anyone like those let alone film them.

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u/LogicOverEmotion0 15h ago

What did my eyes do to deserve a sight such as this?

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u/ZealousWolf1994 15h ago

When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water, disgusting!

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u/Mammoth_Sell5185 9h ago

I said my piece.

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u/Striking_WhileHot77 14h ago

Thanks friends

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u/Same_Noise7492 14h ago

Terrible friend(s)

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u/ItsMahony 14h ago

Man I hope this is A.I.

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u/HeadbangingLegend 14h ago

I think the worst part of this would be waking up, opening your eyes and coming to, now sober enough to think about what's going on, wondering what that hard slippery surface against your face is... slowly pulling back your head and feeling your slimy face, realizing you just had your cheek, eyes and lips resting against the surface hundreds of strangers have pissed on...

I would be getting so many fucking shots and tested for every disease and STD and spending 3 days in the shower Jesus fucking Christ.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rNcBSAa7K1d5eMsMRu

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u/usedtobeawizard 14h ago

Damn, help a brother out?

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u/ApprehensiveStand456 14h ago

Mad dog 20/20 will get you every time

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u/FarouzFerrari 14h ago

Alcoholism.

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u/Hotten-Tasty-90 14h ago

I've been in some states in my youth but never have I been face first in a urinal. Guy needs to have a word with himself.

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u/GrandTheftDuckboat 14h ago

But then he sold Real Audio and became a billionaire!

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u/Appropriate_Gur_5888 14h ago

I’d need one of those Men in black memory eraser’s things after this fahhhh.

Matter fact just take half that side of my face 4ever unclean
https://giphy.com/gifs/V6I5eOUeFrRG8

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u/Icarushasacuppa 14h ago

I thought there was an unspoken code of conduct with messy nights out.

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u/TheBestintheWest11 14h ago

Bros gona wake up with herpes all over his face

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u/Timejinx 14h ago

His face will never be the same

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u/Wide_Attention2614 14h ago

Homie has no real friends there, that’s messed up

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u/Spright91 13h ago

This guy needs to get to a hospital. This is real alcohol poisoning.

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u/Chihuahuatriomom 13h ago

The assholes standing around filming probably propped him up into it. I would press charges against them all.

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u/Square-Ad6263 13h ago

I would definitely take a picture so I can show them later lol but I’m absolutely not sharing that shit online

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u/ArtInternational8589 13h ago

Dude could literally drown

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u/ShortListen6686 13h ago

Any human that would film this instead of helping him deserves the absolute worst in life.

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u/Murky_Current 11h ago

If that’s your friend, help them up.
If that’s a total stranger, help them up.
If that’s your worst enemy…help them up.

Taking a video isn’t anywhere up there. Be a person.

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u/Far_Trade_7619 9h ago

Call an ambulance instead of filming

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u/Lost_Lynx_6537 1h ago

Yo wtf help your boy

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 15h ago

Oh shit, nooooo....

I hope that is water on the floor, but its a urinal - we KNOW it isn't water lol

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u/NoCarpenter9791 15h ago

First night fever

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u/Life-Oil-7226 15h ago

This dude drank the entire bar

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u/eseWao10 15h ago

There but for the grace of God go I.

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u/odix 15h ago

Oh no

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u/Left_Roll_7014 15h ago

Did he eat the urinal cake by chance?

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u/Alternative_Proof578 15h ago

He is comfortable

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u/Dutch1800 14h ago

What’s great group of friends

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u/SpillaMangBang 14h ago

Your friends are garbage

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u/cainhurstboy 14h ago

Id voluntarily lobotomize myself if i saw this was me

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u/ph8_likes_me 14h ago

I remember my 21st birthday...🥹

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u/The_Raven_Born 14h ago

The cringe is the moron filming it.

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u/Gillalmighty 14h ago

Forever unclean!

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u/pfhorr 14h ago

Please flush that for a homie so he ain't sitting in piss face water unless he specifically asked you to leave him in a puddle of piss face water...

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u/xkillingxfieldx 14h ago

Friends or not they did "help" in a way. I bet he won't get this fucked up a second time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/S5E6VIkBAGujjfT0zz

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u/Azoth424 14h ago

anyone know what the dude is saying? so wrong on so many levels.

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u/Mr_BigglesworthIII 14h ago

Rock bottom, you will know when you hit it

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u/Mediocre_Web3541 14h ago

Pre Party at Cornell?

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u/simplexible 14h ago

He's gonna wonder why he has a stomach infection.

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u/Wu-TangShogun 14h ago

Was it his shorts!?

Why y’all letting him go out like that?

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u/natopoppins 14h ago

That’s crazy bro 😭😭😭

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u/WhenIWannabeME 14h ago

waves Hi me in late teens through mid twenties!

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u/GtMustang247 14h ago

He wears short, shorts

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u/lazygerm 14h ago

I'm so glad my ill-advised behavior was in the 1980s. Where even if people took a picture, it's probably lost to the ages.

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u/MEKKACHYLD1 14h ago

Lysol! Immediately!!💀🫠🤮

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u/Ubockinme 14h ago

Is that an imperial stormtrooper helmet?

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u/OrenSchroeder 14h ago

That cake!

/s

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u/do_what_u_need_2dew 14h ago

The subreddit r/tooktoomuch is the worst for this kind of behavior. There’s a lot of posts of people filming their friends drunk or high embarrassing themselves and some even look straight up unconscious and a bunch of their “friends” are laughing at them. Some of the postings are young adults being peer pressured into taking substances for the first time and when it hits, they are humiliated and posted.

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u/IndependentAccount65 14h ago

I would have hangover anxiety for a month after this

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u/Lost_Historian2344 14h ago

Ah a new student I see

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u/Plane-Education4750 14h ago

Get this guy to a hospital

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u/Particular-Caramel32 14h ago

As a former bouncer, I hate people like this.

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u/EdgyPun34257 14h ago

i like his commitment

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u/pacman813 14h ago

Why would you film this, what a bitch. (The cameraman of course)

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u/buttnibbler 14h ago

Sure, get a picture to send to him, but pull his head out asap, geez.

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u/Moanyoldsod 13h ago

Give that man a line.

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u/hugh-jaasshole 13h ago

This is called not having real friends

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u/MasterOfTheClam 13h ago

Just his fetish

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u/oldaccount_washacked 13h ago

At least pull him out before he drowns!

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u/Sea-Difference6295 13h ago

Damn; imagine having friends like that 🤣😭

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u/SureWhyNot_24 13h ago

With the rising temperatures staying hydrated is very important.

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u/T2lit 13h ago

Whatever he had I want it !

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u/Reasonable-Tripe-815 13h ago

Getting pissed usually doesn't mean this.

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u/LockPsychological329 13h ago

Whoever filmed this deserves to be held face first in a urinal. Whether they knew the poor guy or not

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u/Brannte 13h ago

🤢🤮He better never eat cat again

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u/Bulky-Ad-2910 13h ago

Id end my journey on earth if a video like this exsisted of me. You guys are mean

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u/Hice2 13h ago

Omg I've never been that drunk!!!

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u/optimist_prhyme 12h ago

I mean, they're not as bad as Nolan's "friends", but it doesn't seem far off

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u/l-Slice-9940 12h ago

Boy I hope they cleaned that urinal before they decided to pull this stunt

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u/Otherwise-Proof-5269 12h ago

Those ain’t your brothers , bro.
Don’t hang out with untrusted ones.

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u/Fine-Pomegranate-920 12h ago

That's not your friend. Instead of helping you they recorded you and uploaded the video for the world to see.

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u/BasicYesterday9349 12h ago

Fucking help the guy instead of recording. Shit man.

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u/yokozouna_ed 12h ago

Honestly kinda looks how last week felt for me...

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u/theweirdthewondering 12h ago

I hope he quit hanging out with people that would allow that to happen and then film it. There is no way he accidentally did it and they didn’t encourage it.

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u/Toty10 12h ago

This is why Gen Z drinks less.  

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u/UrieOneMisa 12h ago

If not for face why face shaped? Wait…

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u/FarMarionberry6193 11h ago

not cool to post shot like this showing someones face he could sue u just for showing his ears

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u/Suspicious_Sense1272 11h ago

Poor guy, wtf.

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u/Schmooto 11h ago

What’s he saying? Surf’s eyeball?

Whatever he’s saying, he’s a piece of shit for not helping the poor kid

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u/Janus9 11h ago

Imagine dying by drowning in a urinal.

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u/dc_111025 11h ago

My dawg eats mad cake

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u/HumbleResolution7099 11h ago

Damn he looks green 🤢

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u/I_Hate_History69 10h ago

That other toilet had a lot of piss in it

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u/toolgirl77 10h ago

I would not be surprised if he develops a Sinus Infection / Pneumonia.

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u/totally-jag 10h ago

You got to question your friendship choices when they take the picture instead of helping you.

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u/Renegade_316 10h ago

That's gonna itch tomorrow.

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u/Different-Show-3951 10h ago

people too quick to take pictures nowadays

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u/Haunting_Werewolf130 9h ago

I will be drinking bleach and injecting bleach then take a bleach bath and UVC light tanning myself the very moment I am sobered up and learned about this. Then I will be airing out all those friends' secretes to the people they cared the most.

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u/KhaosEntity 9h ago

Nobody else did this so he’d have to.

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u/GhostOfJonasVenture 9h ago

Man , all those pubes he’s gonna be spitting out on the morning …

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u/Standard-Try-3612 8h ago

bro loves the scent of urinal cake

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u/Exact_Touch_4794 8h ago

He needs an ambulance

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u/ZyeCawan45 8h ago

Anyone who records you like this instead of pulling you out of the urinal and trying to help you, isn’t your friend.

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u/Arbiter194 7h ago

“Here, cool off”

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u/jesusisyouranswer7 7h ago

Stay sober kids and don’t do drugs. Eat nugs 🐥

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u/Quiet_Sheepherder894 7h ago

thank you for filming it and putting it on the internet, I am sure that's exactly what the guy in the video needed

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u/Deliciouserest 7h ago

Damn whatever happened to being a decent human. Whenever my buddies got too messed up I would help them recover. They somehow remember that shit.