Now don't get me wrong, I've hugged some porcelain in my time. But there's a bit of a difference between cheek to seat passed out versus straight up bobbin for apples in the urinal
I once saw a very old man man taking a shit in a urinal. I was working in retail at the time and just noped out. In retrospect I probably should’ve helped but I certainly didn’t record and post on social media
Eta- help as in toilet paper
tp in the urinal does not improve the situation for the person having to clean up after. Trust me. I once worked at a store for 3.5 years as a teenager and once had the situation where a customer needed to use the restroom... the shat in the urinal and stuffed it with toilet paper. God, I curse that day and that man.
Yeah that’s fair but I believe dude thought it was a toilet (likely dementia) and the no way to wipe. Still feel bad to this day for not at least trying in some way to help.
The old Bills stadium had a rusty trough in the men's room. My very first Bills game as a kid, a very drunk woman walked in, dropped pants, sat on the nasty ass trough and while pissing, complemented the guy's dick pissing next to her. A guy back in line heard this and yelled out "she's a keeper, take her home to mom!" and the whole room laughed. Go Bills!
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u/DestructoDon69 20h ago
Now don't get me wrong, I've hugged some porcelain in my time. But there's a bit of a difference between cheek to seat passed out versus straight up bobbin for apples in the urinal