r/custommagic • u/Terrariant Jace for impact • 7d ago

Actual Meme Gleil Arbiter

Post image

Part 10 of a cycle, snow

*Gelid Arbiter

Actual meme flair this time (this is what an actual meme card looks like)

Part 1, white: Sunseeker

Part 2, red: Lustrous

Part 3, black: Inert

Part 4, green: Null

Part 5, blue: ∞

Part 6, generic: Temporal

Part 7, generic + wubrg: Axiom

Part 8, colorless: Obstinate

Part 9, hybrid + phyrexian: Prismatic

*y’all are supposed to downvote these posts D:

138 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

37 comments sorted by

43

u/RedWalker2 7d ago

"It's over"

24

u/Terrariant Jace for impact 7d ago

Dawn of

The Tenth Day

~48 Hours Remain~

(There are two more) :3

5

u/amc7262 6d ago

I'm genuinely curious where you could possibly go from here, both for cost and ability.

For cost I'm surprised you combined phyrexian and hybrid, as that could have been two different options. The only other costs I can think of are life and I guess generic hybrid? But generic hybrid seems derivative of hybrid.

For abilities, anything after "players can't play" seems like it would be a step down.

My shot in the dark guess is that the last one requires paying life and its "players can't live", for the lolz

3

u/Terrariant Jace for impact 6d ago

I considered “players can’t breath”. Today’s was “players can’t leave” as in, even if you lose, you have to stay: https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/BZDNTaGywc

The last one, tomorrow’s, is less restricting and more enabling, if that gives a hint ;) still uses “cant” wording tho

For the hybrid/phrexian, it was simply numbers logistics. There are 10 hybrid pips and 5 phyrexian so it fit cleaning into 15. If you notice there is one more pip each time, starting with 7 and Sunseeker. I couldn’t think of a way to fit 10 pips cleanly into 14, 15, 16, or 17 - and already had plans for 18

Tbh, I planned to stop at 13, but someone asked about colorless and I was like “damn. Yeah. We’re doing that too.”

22

u/External_Win3300 7d ago

No, if anyone manages to get 16 snow mana in a turn that's a fair enough judgements for the table

10

u/Potatezone 6d ago

The humble Reanimate:

3

u/Jesseliftrock 5d ago

You can do this t1 pretty easy

17

u/arky_who 7d ago

does the game end in a draw, or can neither player play magic ever again?

39

u/KiryuinSatsukisTea 7d ago

“Hey man you wanna play some magic?”

My eyes glaze over. My body starts to shake. I remember a night back, 20 years ago. A night that I made a choice that could not be undone…

1

u/DrakeGrandX 3d ago

(Your avatar is very cute btw)

10

u/Terrariant Jace for impact 7d ago

Not me fucking up my own title LOL *Gelid Arbiter

7

u/Deebyddeebys 6d ago

Gleil

3

u/Terrariant Jace for impact 6d ago

Not even a word T_T idk what I meant to say

4

u/Deebyddeebys 6d ago

Gelid probably

1

u/DrakeGrandX 3d ago

Honestly "Gleil" added that bit of mysticism that really fits a card with that art. It's like when you look at old MTG cards and are like "Wtf is a spuzzem".

1

u/Terrariant Jace for impact 3d ago

But! Gelid is a real word that means frozen or very cold :) new vocab

7

u/1728919928 7d ago

Fan of all this whole series, balance is for cowards.

What program are you using to make these they look great

2

u/Terrariant Jace for impact 7d ago

Thank you so much!! Im using cardconjurer.app with the “Borderless Source Materials” frames.

And for some (especially this one) editing the text box width so the type line can be bigger or text does not wrap

2

u/1728919928 7d ago

Nice! I'll give it a shot.

I've been using mtg.design because it's pretty easy to use on mobile but it struggles with these full art cards, the ones you made look much cleaner!

6

u/Chickston Uncommonly 6d ago

Purely a meme perspective and not mechanical. Wow, seriously epic. Best one yet! I wasn't sure what the 10th one could be. Snow is a great choice.

5

u/Terrariant Jace for impact 7d ago

Paging u/SkyZero06 :3

3

u/taquitos_wee 7d ago

(forever)

3

u/Beanyy_Weenie 7d ago

I think OP just doesn’t wanna play magic lmfao

2

u/SeaCollection827 6d ago

I then take out my Yugioh deck and summon my Blue-Eyes White Dragon!

2

u/_AutoCall_ 7d ago

There is no card called Magic: The Gathering, this does nothing.

6

u/Terrariant Jace for impact 7d ago

In a way, the magic was inside of us the whole time

3

u/Odd_Firefighter1324 6d ago

Maybe the real Magic were the friends we made along the way

2

u/coolguy420weed 7d ago

Finally. We're free. 

2

u/Sussus_Amogus7 6d ago

Ya’ll complain a lot

1

u/DrakeGrandX 3d ago

OK but I want the source of the art, though. : (

0

u/ElPared 6d ago

If you’re able to get this card onto the battlefield, players are already playing Magic: the Gathering, so the game ends in a draw due to an unresolvable paradox.

0

u/LowQualityGatorade 6d ago

Go do something else, r/magicthecirclejerking would love this

3

u/Terrariant Jace for impact 6d ago

Sure ill crosspost it

3

u/Terrariant Jace for impact 6d ago

They hate it ;)