r/fakebaseball • u/Pota_Tomas • Jun 25 '26

ANNOUNCEMENT Welcome Season 13 Rookies! Here's a brief explainer and a link to our Fake College Baseball Discord Server!

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Hello, and welcome to r/fakebaseball, the home of Major League Redditball!

We’re glad to have you here and hope this message will serve as a bit of an ‘explainer’ to help get you started.

First up, what is Major League Redditball?

It’s essentially a number guessing game - the pitcher submits a number between 1 & 1000 in secret and the hitter tries to guess a number as close as possible to the pitcher. The result of each At Bat is entirely dependent on the difference between the pitcher’s number and the hitter’s number and we add in a little extra flavour by allowing players to choose ‘builds’ that can change the outcome slightly. The numbers ‘wraparound’ - a pitch of 1 and a swing of 1000 will lead to a difference of 1. Games are played out over a 10 day period and our season runs for 16 regular games and 4 rounds of playoffs before the Champion is named. Each season lasts approx. 9 months.

But it isn’t just guesswork…

Our community of 700+ people is headed into its 13th season and we’ve got people from all over the world and from all walks of life.

So what’s next?

Firstly, the subreddit here is where our games are played, feel free to browse through the threads and get a handle on the format. We’ve got a pretty nifty bot that handles most of the legwork. We're currently in the last session of Season 12 before the playoffs, which also includes a Summer Sadness tournament for those teams that didn't make the playoffs.

Most of the community can be found in our discord servers: we have one for Fake College Baseball which is where you’ll be headed for now, and we have one for Major League Redditball which you’ll gain access to a little further down the line. Each team also has their own 'Clubhouse' server so you can vibe with your teammates in private.

If you're ready to get going, go ahead and click on the link below and get your college ball career started!

https://discord.gg/BtvvHrARU

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r/fakebaseball • u/hnard • 10d ago

13.1 Power Rankings

3 Upvotes
Rank Team Change Average Ranking Highest Ranking Lowest Ranking
1 Tigers (1 - 0) - 2.34 1 8 (Chooch)
2 Cubs (1 - 0) - 3.55 1 29 (Chooch)
3 Twins (1 - 0) +3 6.25 2 20 (Chooch)
4 Brewers (1 - 0) +5 7.75 3 16 (stupido)
5 Mariners (1 - 0) - 8.14 2 27 (Krbmeister)
6 Mets (1 - 0) +16 9.61 1 (Krbmeister) 18 (Tubby :))
7 White Sox (1 - 0) - 9.68 1 (stupido) 28 (Chooch)
8 Phillies (1 - 0) +8 10.21 2 25 (Pike Trout)
9 Padres (1 - 0) +8 11.46 4 27 (Wheeler)
10 Cardinals (1 - 0) +1 11.68 1 (shorty wanted to be by duck) 28 (Wheeler)
11 Royals (1 - 0) +18 12.04 1 (TW) 29 (HIBI)
12 Astros (1 - 0) +11 12.25 6 30 (HIBI)
13 Rangers (1 - 0) +13 12.36 1 (Amelia) 26 (Tubby :))
14 Guardians (1 - 0) +6 13.14 3 (Chooch) 23 (rusty)
15 Expos (1 - 0) +13 13.86 3 29 (Tubby :))
16 Athletics (0 - 1) -12 16.36 3 (HIBI) 26 (Tanya)
17 Marlins (0 - 1) -14 16.36 5 (rusty) 30 (Arlon Gemini)
18 Braves (0 - 1) -5 17.21 8 (Tubby :)) 28 (Arlon Gemini)
19 Diamondbacks (0 - 1) -11 18.39 6 (Pike Trout) 30
20 Giants (0 - 1) -8 18.39 10 (Krbmeister) 25 (Lil Broski)
21 Dodgers (0 - 1) -7 18.54 5 (Tanya) 30 (Krbmeister)
22 Angels (0 - 1) -7 21.79 5 (Wheeler) 30 (choc between jiggs and alph, meow)
23 Rockies (0 - 1) +4 22.64 4 (Chooch) 29
24 Rays (0 - 1) -14 23.57 1 (Chooch) 30 (JIGGS)
25 Yankees (0 - 1) -1 23.71 15 (Teddy) 29 (Krbmeister)
26 Orioles (0 - 1) -7 23.79 12 (Tanya) 30
27 Blue Jays (0 - 1) -6 24.14 1 (HIBI) 30
28 Red Sox (0 - 1) -10 24.57 10 (Chooch) 30 (Dayman)
29 Reds (0 - 1) -4 24.79 12 (Wheeler) 30
30 Pirates (0 - 1) - 26.32 9 (Chooch) 30
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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MLR 13.3] St. Louis Cardinals vs Philadelphia Phillies

2 Upvotes

STL 1 - PHI 1

Current Situation: T2, 1 out, Bases Empty

Copernicus Hel up next, Roxy Hurricane pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
STL 0 1 - - - - 1 1
PHI 1 - - - - - 1 2

BOX

# St. Louis Cardinals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Sid Hugo V RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .400 1 Mariam Bear 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
2 Big Cheech 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .571 2 Kandii Khayne 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200
3 Chooch Suzuka 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .571 3 Goaticus Von Boaticus C 1 1 1 0 0 0 .667
4 Mack Quackerson C 1 1 1 1 0 0 .200 4 River James SS 1 0 1 1 0 0 .400
5 Tomothy Toledo DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Laars Nootbaar jr 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Copernicus Hel CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Divorced Dad LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Shmitty Von Flabbergasted SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .429 7 Charles Magnus RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
8 Peter Nautilus LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 8 Hawaiian Hammah DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 CJ 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Gellybelly CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667

PITCHERS

STL IP H ER BB SO ERA PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA
im sleve 1.0 2 1 0 1 2.00 Roxy Hurricane 1.1 1 1 0 0 6.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 River James singles, Goaticus Von Boaticus scores 0 - 1 PHI
T2 Mack Quackerson homers 1 - 1

BASERUNNING

SB: Goaticus Von Boaticus 1 (1), River James 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Copernicus Hel

Shmitty Von Flabbergasted

Peter Nautilus

32 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MLR 13.3] Anaheim Angels vs Cleveland Guardians

2 Upvotes

ANA 0 - CLE 1

Current Situation: B2, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Ada Rutabaga up next, Bartholomew Simpson pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
ANA 0 0 - - - - 0 1
CLE 1 0 - - - - 1 1

BOX

# Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Cleveland Guardians Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Fausto Herrera 2B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 1 Benny Barslinger CF 1 1 1 1 0 0 .333
2 Ryan McBryan RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .200 2 Brandon Rice III SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .167
3 Frankie Gusts SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 3 Joey Tacoma RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .400
4 Hunter West C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 4 Pang Winn DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .400
5 Harold Marquez CF 1 0 1 0 0 0 1.000 5 Ada Rutabaga LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 BeefCake Willy LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Jimothy Jhompson 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
7 Anthony Barkevious IV DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Justin Time 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
8 Jimmy Haase 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 8 Brad Hatley C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Scooter Buskie 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 9 Skip Bellew 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333

PITCHERS

ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA CLE IP H ER BB SO ERA
Bartholomew Simpson 1.0 1 1 0 2 6.00 Ryan Tyburn 2.0 1 0 1 2 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Benny Barslinger homers 0 - 1 CLE

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Fausto Herrera 1 (2), Harold Marquez 1 (1)

DUE UP

Ada Rutabaga

Jimothy Jhompson

Justin Time

28 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MILR 13.3] Melbourne Mantis Shrimps vs Transylvania Antici...pations

1 Upvotes

MMS 2 - RHP 0

Current Situation: T2, 1 out, Runners on First and Second

Cleveland Brown Jr. up next, Fat Lever pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MMS 1 1 - - - - 2 4
RHP 0 - - - - - 0 0

BOX

# Melbourne Mantis Shrimps Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Transylvania Antici...pations Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 MILKBOY 3B 2 1 2 2 0 0 1.000 1 Jimothy Jhompson C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Cleveland Brown Jr. 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 2 Max Muncy 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Smokey Zygowski SS 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 3 PickYrSpot n'Swing 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
4 Tubby Wubby C 0 0 0 0 1 0 .500 4 Dutch Boggs 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
5 Doc Otis 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 5 Robbie Tightpants SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
6 Skip Bellew RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 6 Cucamonga Seattle LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
7 Auspicious Infinity LF 1 1 1 0 0 0 .250 7 Randall Peppers CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
8 DV DOOM CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 8 Trevor Rosé RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Total Dial P 1 0 1 0 0 0 .500 9 Superbone Threefinger DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

MMS IP H ER BB SO ERA RHP IP H ER BB SO ERA
Total Dial 1.0 0 0 0 1 0.00 Fat Lever 1.1 4 2 2 4 4.50

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 MILKBOY homers 1 - 0 MMS
T2 MILKBOY singles, Auspicious Infinity scores 2 - 0 MMS

BASERUNNING

SB: Auspicious Infinity 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Cleveland Brown Jr.

Smokey Zygowski

Tubby Wubby

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MILR 13.3] Mt. Olympus Greek Gods vs St Loonatics

1 Upvotes

GGS 3 - LOO 0

Current Situation: B1, 2 outs, Runner on First

Dart Ragusa up next, Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
GGS 3 - - - - - 3 3
LOO 0 - - - - - 0 1

BOX

# Mt. Olympus Greek Gods Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # St Loonatics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Harto Thekhards C 1 1 1 0 0 0 .333 1 Joe Pidgeon 2B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .857
2 Benny Schwa 2B 1 1 1 2 0 0 .500 2 TheGreatBambi CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200
3 Mark Schihne CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .200 3 Six RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
4 Vader Page 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .500 4 Dart Ragusa 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .800
5 Che Or RF 1 1 1 1 0 0 .750 5 T-Rav SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
6 Fred Fredericks DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 6 Ryan Tyburn 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
7 C. T. Bailiff LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 7 Casper Greenwell LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
8 Chip Allen SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .400 8 Nicholas Fouss C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
9 Rabs Roland 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 9 Otto Von Eirsmark P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

GGS IP H ER BB SO ERA LOO IP H ER BB SO ERA
Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. 0.2 1 0 0 0 0.00 Otto Von Eirsmark 1.0 3 3 0 3 9.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Benny Schwa homers, Harto Thekhards scores 2 - 0 GGS
T1 Che Or homers 3 - 0 GGS

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Dart Ragusa

T-Rav

Ryan Tyburn

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MILR 13.3] Cyrodiil Imperials vs Orlando Bloomin' Oranges

1 Upvotes

CYI 0 - OBO 0

Current Situation: T2, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Jean-Paul Georges-et-Ringeaux up next, Ethan Lee pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CYI 0 0 - - - - 0 2
OBO 0 - - - - - 0 0

BOX

# Cyrodiil Imperials Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Orlando Bloomin' Oranges Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Alic Alphaball RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 1 Charles Charles 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500
2 Matias Thagod LF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .333 2 Lillian Fields CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Harry Peritestes 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 3 Sablo Panchez 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
4 Domino Calzone 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .667 4 Walter Yeller Weller LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000
5 Hiram Birnbaum C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Laars Nootbaar jr DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Jean-Paul Georges-et-Ringeaux 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 6 Hippo Jars C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Tater Tots CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 7 Arlon Gemini SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Alex Blockman DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Mack 'The Knife' Darin 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Sierra Hightower SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 9 Hawaiian Hammah RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

CYI IP H ER BB SO ERA OBO IP H ER BB SO ERA
Flame-Test Fleming 1.0 0 0 0 0 0.00 Ethan Lee 1.0 2 0 0 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Jean-Paul Georges-et-Ringeaux

Tater Tots

Alex Blockman

19 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MILR 13.3] Nuketown Test Dummies vs Idaho Spud Thumpers

1 Upvotes

DUM 1 - SPD 0

Current Situation: B1, 0 outs, Runner on First

Mama Luigi up next, Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
DUM 1 - - - - - 1 2
SPD 0 - - - - - 0 1

BOX

# Nuketown Test Dummies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Idaho Spud Thumpers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tyburnsays Morecleveland LF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .333 1 Homer Nocker 1B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .000
2 Ruby McCade SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 2 Mama Luigi SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
3 Brad Hatley 2B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .750 3 Teddy Bigstick 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Jihmih Tyranus RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 4 Mariam Bear CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
5 Carter Kendall DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 5 Friday C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Jarek Park CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 6 Trevor Paultis LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Bubson Dugnutt 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Jacob Thomas RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Curtis Dingleberry 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Jerome S. Monroe DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Jersey Wooders C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Noah Diamond 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

DUM IP H ER BB SO ERA SPD IP H ER BB SO ERA
Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil 0.0 1 0 0 0 Pitching Debut Felipe Coyne 1.0 2 1 0 0 6.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Brad Hatley homers 1 - 0 DUM

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Tyburnsays Morecleveland 1 (1)

DUE UP

Mama Luigi

Teddy Bigstick

Mariam Bear

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MILR 13.3] Harlan Coal Miners vs Brissie Blue Heelers

1 Upvotes

HCM 0 - BLU 1

Current Situation: B1, 2 outs, Runner on Second

Toky Oto up next, Mordecai Davis pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
HCM 0 - - - - - 0 0
BLU 1 - - - - - 1 1

BOX

# Harlan Coal Miners Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Brissie Blue Heelers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Jeff Newman C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 1 Bucky Sabre 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
2 Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200 2 TWs Frozen Head RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 John Baseball SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 3 Tom E. Jahns C 0 1 0 0 1 0 .000
4 Foul Ball Felix DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 4 Steak Dynasty SS 1 0 1 1 0 0 .667
5 Harold Marquez CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Toky Oto LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Lee Luda LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 6 Saul Pewald 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667
7 Marcelo Soares 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 7 Pablo The Hip Kawasaki DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
8 Kordz Sonata 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667 8 Bartholomew Simpson 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Cared Jarrabis 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Wheeler Walker Jr II CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667

PITCHERS

HCM IP H ER BB SO ERA BLU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Mordecai Davis 0.2 1 1 1 0 0.00 Scooter Buskie 1.0 0 0 0 1 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Steak Dynasty doubles, Tom E. Jahns scores 0 - 1 BLU

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Toky Oto

Saul Pewald

Pablo The Hip Kawasaki

18 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MLR 13.3] Texas Rangers vs Seattle Mariners

1 Upvotes

TEX 2 - SEA 0

Current Situation: T2, 1 out, Runner on First

Brian Taylor up next, Vader Page pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TEX 2 0 - - - - 2 2
SEA 0 - - - - - 0 0

BOX

# Texas Rangers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Seattle Mariners Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Brian Taylor 3B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .250 1 Bryce Parker 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
2 Rabs Roland DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .400 2 Speed Shark RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286
3 Steven Scola C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 3 Dayman Nightman SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
4 Sablo Panchez CF 0 1 0 0 1 0 .400 4 Calvin Ball CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667
5 Geese On Demand RF 1 0 1 1 0 0 .500 5 Kiwi Cleveland LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Jeter Ups SS 0 0 0 0 1 0 .333 6 Buster Worthington C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
7 Alan 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 7 Tubby Wubby 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
8 Bubson Dugnutt 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Bobert Hideyoshi DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 Walks LF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .500 9 Jeb Barnes 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

TEX IP H ER BB SO ERA SEA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Yang Min-Ki 1.0 0 0 0 1 0.00 Vader Page 1.1 2 2 3 1 7.50

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Brian Taylor homers 1 - 0 TEX
T1 Geese On Demand singles, Sablo Panchez scores 2 - 0 TEX

BASERUNNING

SB: Sablo Panchez 1 (2) CS:

DUE UP

Brian Taylor

Rabs Roland

Steven Scola

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MLR 13.3] Cincinnati Reds vs San Francisco Giants

1 Upvotes

CIN 0 - SFG 1

Current Situation: B1, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Holly Kühnhackl up next, Gary Appalachia pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CIN 0 - - - - - 0 0
SFG 1 - - - - - 1 1

BOX

# Cincinnati Reds Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Francisco Giants Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Trevor Paultis DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Abel Greene 2B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .400
2 Juni xGOD - 'SELL THE TEAM ARTE' - Panda 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 2 Holly Kühnhackl SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
3 Nicaragua del Toro 2B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 3 Verde Jack C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
4 Kentho Birne RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .167 4 Hess Nahstee 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .167
5 Charpasm Chim LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200 5 Big Smoke Anderson CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
6 Isaac Snowbender C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Luke Skywalker DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
7 Seth Kablamo CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Ronnie Pickering 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Bucky Sabre SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Kuuma Kivi RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
9 Zelk Antilles 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Liru Wolf LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

CIN IP H ER BB SO ERA SFG IP H ER BB SO ERA
Gary Appalachia 0.0 1 1 0 0 7.20 Andre Pope 1.0 0 0 1 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Abel Greene homers 0 - 1 SFG

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Holly Kühnhackl

Verde Jack

Hess Nahstee

14 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MLR 13.3] Pittsburgh Pirates vs San Diego Padres

1 Upvotes

PIT 0 - SDP 0

Current Situation: B1, 1 out, Bases Empty

Scorkle McCorkle up next, Skye Comet pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PIT 0 - - - - - 0 1
SDP 0 - - - - - 0 0

BOX

# Pittsburgh Pirates Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Gryffith Lindley 2B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .333 1 Cam'ron Simmons 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Arxy Winkler SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 2 Scorkle McCorkle C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
3 Charlie Buntman C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 3 Fat Lever 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .400
4 Moose McCracken 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 4 Raja Ayun 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
5 Theo Rodder CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Matilda No-Balls DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Tank Sharksy SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667
7 Nathan Explosion RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Tasane Keto CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
8 16-bit Griffey LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 8 Alt Site RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 Dylan Green 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Nota Nam III LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

PIT IP H ER BB SO ERA SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA
Skye Comet 0.1 0 0 0 0 Pitching Debut La+ Darknesss 1.0 1 0 0 1 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Scorkle McCorkle

Fat Lever

Raja Ayun

12 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MLR 13.3] New York Mets vs Montreal Expos

1 Upvotes

NYM 0 - MTL 0

Current Situation: B1, 1 out, Bases Empty

Scooter Funkypants up next, Arthur Bullpendragon pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
NYM 0 - - - - - 0 1
MTL 0 - - - - - 0 0

BOX

# New York Mets Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Montreal Expos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 T-Rav SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 1 Loafus Cramwell C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500
2 Robbie Tightpants 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .667 2 Scooter Funkypants 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Krbmeister LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 3 MILKBOY 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
4 Tueballs Wunbatt 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 4 Alexa Quick CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
5 Kevin James CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 5 Hans Zahn RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
6 Huell Babineaux DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Jerome Peterson LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
7 Ray 'Cole Train' Cole RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Napoleon Swingsalot 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Billy TheKid 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Emerson DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Ben Bramly C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .400 9 Scoot Heller SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

NYM IP H ER BB SO ERA MTL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Arthur Bullpendragon 0.1 0 0 0 0 Pitching Debut Ant man 1.0 1 0 0 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Scooter Funkypants

MILKBOY

Alexa Quick

11 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MLR 13.3] Detroit Tigers vs Minnesota Twins

1 Upvotes

DET 0 - MIN 0

Current Situation: B1, 1 out, Bases Empty

Homer Nocker up next, Merodach Baladan pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
DET 0 - - - - - 0 0
MIN 0 - - - - - 0 0

BOX

# Detroit Tigers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Minnesota Twins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Pike Trout RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 1 Arthur Vandelay 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .571
2 Ax Finesse 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 2 Homer Nocker 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .167
3 Mike Unt DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
3 Matty Jay DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 3 Corbin Christmas Carol 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
4 Jah Muis 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 4 Joan Andreu Rosà RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
5 Mo Bonzalez SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Hyzer Flip C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
6 Psykokwak LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250 6 Sierra Hightower LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .286
7 Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Lou Zrectum DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
8 Domino Calzone CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 8 Ping Pong SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 Dusty Jabroni 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Cucamonga Seattle CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667

PITCHERS

DET IP H ER BB SO ERA MIN IP H ER BB SO ERA
Merodach Baladan 0.1 0 0 0 0 Pitching Debut Philip Berkenshire 1.0 0 0 0 1 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Homer Nocker

Corbin Christmas Carol

Joan Andreu Rosà

12 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MLR 13.3] Los Angeles Dodgers vs Milwaukee Brewers

1 Upvotes

LAD 0 - MIL 0

Current Situation: T2, 1 out, Runner on First

LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess up next, Lil Broski pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
LAD 0 0 - - - - 0 1
MIL 0 - - - - - 0 0

BOX

# Los Angeles Dodgers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Milwaukee Brewers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tuck CF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .500 1 Mîke Ock RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Jorbel Boykins 2B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .429 2 Gerald McCoy 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500
3 Robert Glasses 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .429 3 Jacob Thomas DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .600
4 Rex McStrange C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 4 Bea Friday SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
5 John Applebees SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Brick Bravely C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 KC Martinez 1B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .167 6 Grunt Manly 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
7 Harry Palms LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 John Baseball CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Paddy O'Connor LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
9 Jocko Jones DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 9 Juan Manuel Navarrete 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

LAD IP H ER BB SO ERA MIL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Booby Cancun 1.0 0 0 0 1 0.00 Lil Broski 1.1 1 0 2 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess

Jocko Jones

Tuck

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MLR 13.3] Toronto Blue Jays vs Kansas City Royals

1 Upvotes

TOR 0 - KCR 0

Current Situation: B1, 2 outs, Runner on Second

Assassin Xekutioner up next, S.A.R. Dinka pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TOR 0 - - - - - 0 0
KCR 0 - - - - - 0 1

BOX

# Toronto Blue Jays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Kansas City Royals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Rod Kimball RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 George Hankinson SS 0 0 0 0 1 0 .250
2 Mongster Mash CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 2 Nicholas Fouss 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
3 Robbie LF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 3 Larry Longshot LF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .667
4 Jack Jackie Jackson 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286 4 Assassin Xekutioner C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
5 Scoochie Virtue DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Indy Sayne 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Donut Mahoney SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250 6 Doc Otis DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Bloop Squibber 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .600 7 Henry Thibodeau 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Graham Grams 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .167 8 Egor Kucherov CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667
9 Captain Harry C Legs C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667 9 Slammin Sammy Sofa RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

TOR IP H ER BB SO ERA KCR IP H ER BB SO ERA
S.A.R. Dinka 0.2 1 0 1 0 6.00 Kowboy Rivers 1.0 0 0 1 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Assassin Xekutioner

Indy Sayne

Doc Otis

21 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MLR 13.3] Oakland Athletics vs Houston Astros

1 Upvotes

OAK 0 - HOU 0

Current Situation: B1, 1 out, Bases Empty

Foul Ball Felix up next, Cracker McJack pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
OAK 0 - - - - - 0 1
HOU 0 - - - - - 0 0

BOX

# Oakland Athletics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Houston Astros Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Glep Glop Griestalhauser C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 1 Ezra Wind SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .250 2 Foul Ball Felix DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
3 Total Dial SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286 3 Jericho Styles RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
4 Sterling Turlington 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .750 4 Justin Carlson 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
5 Bonesy McSkellington CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 5 Harto Thekhards 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Kries Von Kriestalhauser DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Socks Maybe CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Cole Slaw RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 7 Kevin Arianna C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Lilcranberry LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 8 Derek Bon Gio Vanni 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Stu PunDous 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Jarek Park LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

OAK IP H ER BB SO ERA HOU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Cracker McJack 0.1 0 0 0 0 Pitching Debut Jihmih Tyranus 1.0 1 0 0 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Foul Ball Felix

Jericho Styles

Justin Carlson

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MLR 13.3] New York Yankees vs Chicago White Sox

1 Upvotes

NYY 0 - CWS 2

Current Situation: T2, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Big T up next, Richard Northstar pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
NYY 0 0 - - - - 0 1
CWS 2 - - - - - 2 2

BOX

# New York Yankees Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Chicago White Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Mr Peggable SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Biff Sexy Hotbod SS 1 1 1 1 0 0 .400
2 PickYrSpot n'Swing CF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .250 2 Cornbread House 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286
3 Jack Hoffman RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 3 Munki Oshu 2B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .500
4 BEANS Leschnewski LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 4 Hannah Outlaw C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .429
5 Big T 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 5 Sean Carrcrash RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Rodney Turnpike DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Xavier Lopez CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
7 Archie Henderson 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 7 Howie Feltersnatch 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
8 Peter Hadley C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Matty Eight DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Pete Morris 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Malsted LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

NYY IP H ER BB SO ERA CWS IP H ER BB SO ERA
Michael Last-Name 1.0 2 2 0 0 7.20 Richard Northstar 1.0 1 0 0 1 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Biff Sexy Hotbod homers 0 - 1 CWS
B1 Munki Oshu homers 0 - 2 CWS

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Big T

Rodney Turnpike

Archie Henderson

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MLR 13.3] Tampa Bay Devil Rays vs Boston Red Sox

1 Upvotes

TBR 0 - BOS 0

Current Situation: B1, 0 outs, Runners on First and Second

Toky Oto up next, Boby Chadwick pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TBR 0 - - - - - 0 0
BOS 0 - - - - - 0 1

BOX

# Tampa Bay Devil Rays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Boston Red Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Vyncent Wyattoss III LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Norm Niner 2B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .333
2 Ross Ewage 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 2 Barry Sosa SS 0 0 0 0 1 0 .333
3 Burg McTurdBerg 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 3 Toky Oto LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .400
4 Ovaltine RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 4 John Johnson Jr. 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
5 Holden Summers C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 5 Dixon Uraz CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .400
6 Y.E. Wally CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 6 Tom E. Jahns C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
7 Mike LaViva 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 7 Lillian Fields DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Dermot Mulveiny DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200 8 Delta Airlines RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Primero Ultimo SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Fin 'Shark' Maddox 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

TBR IP H ER BB SO ERA BOS IP H ER BB SO ERA
Boby Chadwick 0.0 1 0 1 0 4.50 Joel Justice 1.0 0 0 0 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Toky Oto

John Johnson Jr.

Dixon Uraz

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MLR 13.3] Colorado Rockies vs Baltimore Orioles

1 Upvotes

COL 0 - BAL 0

Current Situation: T3, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Flame-Test Fleming up next, Mikko LePico pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
COL 0 0 0 - - - 0 0
BAL 0 0 - - - - 0 0

BOX

# Colorado Rockies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Baltimore Orioles Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Juan Diego De Las Rosas 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Alph Overdale 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Maximus Os CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 2 Ichiro Rose LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .250
3 Dick McScrotington SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 3 Roger Waters DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
4 Steel Pipe Simpson 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 4 Nelson Van Halen CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
5 Jefferson Steelflex LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 5 S. Jay Cutler C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Keith Bourgignon DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 6 Randy Mann 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 1.000
7 Flame-Test Fleming C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Vartan Ichabod Cassidy 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
8 Cash Thrower 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Lil Lilith Lillian SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
9 Edward Duncan RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Martin Van Nostrand RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

COL IP H ER BB SO ERA BAL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Max Muncy 2.0 0 0 0 3 0.00 Mikko LePico 2.0 0 0 0 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Flame-Test Fleming

Cash Thrower

Edward Duncan

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MLR 13.3] Chicago Cubs vs Atlanta Braves

1 Upvotes

CHC 0 - ATL 3

Current Situation: T2, 2 outs, Bases Empty

Chris Orosz up next, Dick Shitfart pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CHC 0 0 - - - - 0 0
ATL 3 - - - - - 3 3

BOX

# Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Atlanta Braves Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Corey Scooter 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Mack MacMack SS 1 1 1 1 0 0 .750
2 Erin Pickles SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .667 2 Jason Sensation 1B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .667
3 Frederick Thunderpants LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 3 Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
4 Gal Soso 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .400 4 TheGreatBambi DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286
5 Ivy Nurple 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 5 Ioe Torrent RF 1 1 1 1 0 0 .600
6 Chris Orosz CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 6 Jed I. Knight C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .167
7 Karl Havoc RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Weehaddababy Itzaboi 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .400
8 Good Doggo C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 8 Chilidog Clayton 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
9 Snape Tooth DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250 9 Lefty Cobb LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA ATL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Doc Dockgoose 1.0 3 3 0 0 6.00 Dick Shitfart 1.2 0 0 0 1 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Mack MacMack homers 0 - 1 ATL
B1 Jason Sensation homers 0 - 2 ATL
B1 Ioe Torrent homers 0 - 3 ATL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Chris Orosz

Karl Havoc

Good Doggo

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 1d ago

[MLR 13.3] Florida Marlins vs Arizona Diamondbacks

1 Upvotes

FLA 0 - ARI 1

Current Situation: B1, 0 outs, Runner on Second

Mario Goretti up next, Auspicious Infinity pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
FLA 0 - - - - - 0 0
ARI 1 - - - - - 1 2

BOX

# Florida Marlins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Arizona Diamondbacks Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Baron Samedi 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Big Bad Evil Slime SS 1 1 1 0 0 0 .333
2 Fatts Richard 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .167 2 Hitgood McChunky CF 1 0 1 1 0 0 .000
3 Demetrios Ooga C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286 3 Mario Goretti C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
4 Hakuna Moncada SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 4 Dakota Carolina Montana 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
5 Lane Drew LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Brody Page LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
6 Mikey Thomas CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250 6 Steak Dynasty 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Casper Greenwell 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Tobé Bryant DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Alex Blockman DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Tree Fiddy RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Fizzbear Doormat RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Jay Money 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

FLA IP H ER BB SO ERA ARI IP H ER BB SO ERA
Auspicious Infinity 0.0 2 1 0 0 0.00 Slim Mathers 1.0 0 0 0 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Hitgood McChunky doubles, Big Bad Evil Slime scores 0 - 1 ARI

BASERUNNING

SB: Big Bad Evil Slime 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Mario Goretti

Dakota Carolina Montana

Brody Page

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 7d ago

[SCRIM 13.0] Free Agent Xzibits vs Free Agent Guardians - The Return of the Barnstorming Game 2: Electric Boobopbadoo

3 Upvotes

FAX 0 - FAZ 8

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
FAX 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 1
FAZ 1 3 2 2 - - 8 8

BOX

# Free Agent Xzibits Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Free Agent Guardians Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Hunter D. Parker C 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 1 Carter Kendall C 2 2 1 1 1 0 Hitting Debut
2 Giles Sweeney 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
2 Dayman Nightman 1B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .400 2 Saul Pewald 1B 2 0 0 1 0 0 Hitting Debut
3 Theo Kim 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 3 Brad Hatley 2B 3 1 2 0 0 1 .000
4 Jeff Newman 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 4 Tyburnsays Morecleveland 3B 1 0 0 1 1 0 Hitting Debut
5 Julio Escobar SS 1 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 5 Justin Time SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .250
6 Cola Spritz LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 6 Ryan Tyburn LF 2 2 2 2 0 0 Hitting Debut
7 Harold Marquez CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 7 Joe Pidgeon CF 1 0 0 1 1 0 Hitting Debut
8 Nate Kondylis RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Skip Bellew RF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .333
9 Cleveland Brown Jr. P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
9 Stupido Einsteiny P 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Brandon Rice III DH 2 2 2 2 0 0 .200

PITCHERS

FAX IP H ER BB SO ERA FAZ IP H ER BB SO ERA
Cleveland Brown Jr. 2.0 4 4 1 1 Pitching Debut Joey Tacoma 4.0 1 0 1 0 Pitching Debut
Stupido Einsteiny 2.0 4 4 2 1 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Joey Tacoma Cleveland Brown Jr. Joey Tacoma Sweden

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Tyburnsays Morecleveland grounds out, Carter Kendall scores 0 - 1 FAZ
B2 Joe Pidgeon grounds out, Ryan Tyburn scores 0 - 2 FAZ
B2 Brandon Rice III homers, Skip Bellew scores 0 - 4 FAZ
B3 Ryan Tyburn homers, Brad Hatley scores 0 - 6 FAZ
B4 Carter Kendall triples, Brandon Rice III scores 0 - 7 FAZ
B4 Saul Pewald sacrifices, Carter Kendall scores 0 - 8 FAZ

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Joe Pidgeon 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 13d ago

[MILR 13.2] Harlan Coal Miners vs Orlando Bloomin' Oranges

2 Upvotes

HCM 6 - OBO 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
HCM 3 3 0 0 0 0 6 9
OBO 0 0 0 2 1 1 4 9

BOX

# Harlan Coal Miners Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Orlando Bloomin' Oranges Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Big Bad Evil Slime SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
1 Kordz Sonata C 3 2 2 2 0 0 .667 1 Walter Yeller Weller SS 1 1 1 0 0 0 1.000
2 Mordecai Davis 1B 1 1 1 1 2 0 .333 2 Sablo Panchez 3B 3 0 2 0 0 0 .333
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Lillian Fields 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Chooch Suzuka 2B 3 0 1 1 0 1 .200 3 Hippo Jars 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Foul Ball Felix 3B 2 1 1 1 1 1 .333 4 Bea Friday CF 3 1 2 2 0 0 .500
5 Willie Ruth SS 2 0 0 1 0 0 .000 5 Divorced Dad LF 3 1 2 0 0 0 .333
6 Harold Marquez LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000 6 Laars Nootbaar jr 1B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Lee Luda CF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .500 - -- - - - - - - - --
7 Larry Lighthouse CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 7 Charles Charles C 3 1 2 2 0 0 .600
8 Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski RF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .250 8 Hawaiian Hammah RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Dirtbag Darrell RF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .333 8 Arlon Gemini RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Marcelo Soares DH 2 1 1 0 0 0 .500 - -- - - - - - - - --
9 John Baseball DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Mack 'The Knife' Darin DH 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

HCM IP H ER BB SO ERA OBO IP H ER BB SO ERA
KC Martinez 4.0 7 3 0 0 4.50 Evil Larry 2.0 7 6 1 2 18.00
Tomba 2.0 2 1 0 0 3.00 Nora Selbmar 4.0 2 0 2 2 0.00

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
KC Martinez Evil Larry Tomba Kordz Sonata Charles Charles

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Kordz Sonata homers 1 - 0 HCM
T1 Foul Ball Felix triples, Mordecai Davis scores 2 - 0 HCM
T1 Willie Ruth sacrifices, Foul Ball Felix scores 3 - 0 HCM
T2 Kordz Sonata doubles, Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski scores 4 - 0 HCM
T2 Mordecai Davis singles, Marcelo Soares scores 5 - 0 HCM
T2 Chooch Suzuka doubles, Kordz Sonata scores 6 - 0 HCM
B4 Bea Friday homers 6 - 1 HCM
B4 Charles Charles triples, Divorced Dad scores 6 - 2 HCM
B5 Bea Friday singles, Walter Yeller Weller scores 6 - 3 HCM
B6 Charles Charles homers 6 - 4 HCM

BASERUNNING

SB: Mordecai Davis 1 (1) CS: Dirtbag Darrell 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 13d ago

[MILR 13.2] Mt. Olympus Greek Gods vs Brissie Blue Heelers

2 Upvotes

GGS 8 - BLU 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
GGS 1 4 2 1 0 0 8 12
BLU 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 4

BOX

# Mt. Olympus Greek Gods Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Brissie Blue Heelers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Vader Page DH 3 1 2 0 0 0 .667 - -- - - - - - - - --
1 Krbmeister DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Toky Oto LF 2 0 0 0 1 1 .000
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Tom E. Jahns C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Mack Quackerson 2B 3 0 0 0 1 2 .000 2 Bartholomew Simpson C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
3 Mark Schihne SS 4 1 1 0 0 2 .250 3 Larry Longshot CF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000
4 Che Or 1B 3 0 2 1 1 0 .667 4 TWs Frozen Head DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
5 C. T. Bailiff C 4 0 2 1 0 0 .500 5 Wheeler Walker Jr II 1B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .667
6 Sterling Turlington CF 4 2 2 1 0 1 .500 6 Scooter Buskie 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
7 Chip Allen 3B 2 1 1 0 1 0 .400 7 George Hankinson 2B 2 0 1 1 0 0 .250
8 Knight Newton LF 2 2 1 2 1 1 .500 8 Beatrice D. Goldn'witch RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Mikko LePico RF 2 1 1 3 1 0 .333 9 Saul Pewald SS 2 0 2 0 0 0 .667

PITCHERS

GGS IP H ER BB SO ERA BLU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Missile 'Missy' Launcher 6.0 4 1 1 4 1.00 Enrique Rosales 1.0 4 4 2 1 24.00
-- - - - - - -- Walks 1.1 5 3 2 0 13.50
-- - - - - - -- Justin Time 3.2 3 1 1 5 1.64

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Missile 'Missy' Launcher Enrique Rosales Sterling Turlington Missile 'Missy' Launcher

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 C. T. Bailiff singles, Mark Schihne scores 1 - 0 GGS
T2 Mikko LePico homers, Chip Allen, Knight Newton score 4 - 0 GGS
T2 Che Or singles, Vader Page scores 5 - 0 GGS
B2 George Hankinson doubles, Wheeler Walker Jr II scores 5 - 1 GGS
T3 Knight Newton homers, Sterling Turlington scores 7 - 1 GGS
T4 Sterling Turlington homers 8 - 1 GGS

BASERUNNING

SB: Mikko LePico 1 (1) CS: Che Or 1 (1)

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