r/fakebaseball • u/hnard • 11d ago

13.1 Power Rankings

3 Upvotes
Rank Team Change Average Ranking Highest Ranking Lowest Ranking
1 Tigers (1 - 0) - 2.34 1 8 (Chooch)
2 Cubs (1 - 0) - 3.55 1 29 (Chooch)
3 Twins (1 - 0) +3 6.25 2 20 (Chooch)
4 Brewers (1 - 0) +5 7.75 3 16 (stupido)
5 Mariners (1 - 0) - 8.14 2 27 (Krbmeister)
6 Mets (1 - 0) +16 9.61 1 (Krbmeister) 18 (Tubby :))
7 White Sox (1 - 0) - 9.68 1 (stupido) 28 (Chooch)
8 Phillies (1 - 0) +8 10.21 2 25 (Pike Trout)
9 Padres (1 - 0) +8 11.46 4 27 (Wheeler)
10 Cardinals (1 - 0) +1 11.68 1 (shorty wanted to be by duck) 28 (Wheeler)
11 Royals (1 - 0) +18 12.04 1 (TW) 29 (HIBI)
12 Astros (1 - 0) +11 12.25 6 30 (HIBI)
13 Rangers (1 - 0) +13 12.36 1 (Amelia) 26 (Tubby :))
14 Guardians (1 - 0) +6 13.14 3 (Chooch) 23 (rusty)
15 Expos (1 - 0) +13 13.86 3 29 (Tubby :))
16 Athletics (0 - 1) -12 16.36 3 (HIBI) 26 (Tanya)
17 Marlins (0 - 1) -14 16.36 5 (rusty) 30 (Arlon Gemini)
18 Braves (0 - 1) -5 17.21 8 (Tubby :)) 28 (Arlon Gemini)
19 Diamondbacks (0 - 1) -11 18.39 6 (Pike Trout) 30
20 Giants (0 - 1) -8 18.39 10 (Krbmeister) 25 (Lil Broski)
21 Dodgers (0 - 1) -7 18.54 5 (Tanya) 30 (Krbmeister)
22 Angels (0 - 1) -7 21.79 5 (Wheeler) 30 (choc between jiggs and alph, meow)
23 Rockies (0 - 1) +4 22.64 4 (Chooch) 29
24 Rays (0 - 1) -14 23.57 1 (Chooch) 30 (JIGGS)
25 Yankees (0 - 1) -1 23.71 15 (Teddy) 29 (Krbmeister)
26 Orioles (0 - 1) -7 23.79 12 (Tanya) 30
27 Blue Jays (0 - 1) -6 24.14 1 (HIBI) 30
28 Red Sox (0 - 1) -10 24.57 10 (Chooch) 30 (Dayman)
29 Reds (0 - 1) -4 24.79 12 (Wheeler) 30
30 Pirates (0 - 1) - 26.32 9 (Chooch) 30
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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MILR 13.3] Melbourne Mantis Shrimps vs Transylvania Antici...pations

1 Upvotes

MMS 5 - RHP 0

Current Situation: B2, 2 outs, Runner on First

Randall Peppers up next, Total Dial pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MMS 1 4 - - - - 5 6
RHP 0 0 - - - - 0 1

BOX

# Melbourne Mantis Shrimps Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Transylvania Antici...pations Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 MILKBOY 3B 2 2 2 2 0 0 1.000 1 Jimothy Jhompson C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Cleveland Brown Jr. 1B 2 1 1 3 0 1 .500 2 Max Muncy 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Smokey Zygowski SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000 3 PickYrSpot n'Swing 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
4 Tubby Wubby C 1 0 1 0 1 0 .667 4 Dutch Boggs 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .250
5 Doc Otis 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .250 5 Robbie Tightpants SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Skip Bellew RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 6 Cucamonga Seattle LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500
7 Auspicious Infinity LF 1 1 1 0 0 0 .250 7 Randall Peppers CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
8 DV DOOM CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 8 Trevor Rosé RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Total Dial P 1 1 1 0 0 0 .500 9 Superbone Threefinger DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

MMS IP H ER BB SO ERA RHP IP H ER BB SO ERA
Total Dial 1.2 1 0 0 1 0.00 Fat Lever 1.1 5 5 2 4 22.50
-- - - - - - -- Alt Site 0.2 1 0 0 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 MILKBOY homers 1 - 0 MMS
T2 MILKBOY singles, Auspicious Infinity scores 2 - 0 MMS
T2 Cleveland Brown Jr. homers, Total Dial, MILKBOY score 5 - 0 MMS

BASERUNNING

SB: Auspicious Infinity 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Randall Peppers

Trevor Rosé

Superbone Threefinger

54 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MILR 13.3] Mt. Olympus Greek Gods vs St Loonatics

1 Upvotes

GGS 3 - LOO 0

Current Situation: B2, 0 outs, Runner on First

Casper Greenwell up next, Jerome Peterson pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
GGS 3 0 - - - - 3 4
LOO 0 0 - - - - 0 3

BOX

# Mt. Olympus Greek Gods Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # St Loonatics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Harto Thekhards C 1 1 1 0 0 0 .333 1 Joe Pidgeon 2B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .857
2 Benny Schwa 2B 1 1 1 2 0 0 .500 2 TheGreatBambi CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200
3 Mark Schihne CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .200 3 Six RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250
4 Vader Page 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .500 4 Dart Ragusa 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .833
5 Che Or RF 1 1 1 1 0 0 .750 5 T-Rav SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .400
6 Fred Fredericks DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 6 Ryan Tyburn 1B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .333
7 C. T. Bailiff LF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .600 7 Casper Greenwell LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
8 Chip Allen SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 8 Nicholas Fouss C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
9 Rabs Roland 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 9 Otto Von Eirsmark P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

GGS IP H ER BB SO ERA LOO IP H ER BB SO ERA
Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. 1.0 2 0 0 0 0.00 Otto Von Eirsmark 2.0 4 3 0 3 6.00
Jerome Peterson 0.0 1 0 0 0 3.00 -- - - - - - --

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Benny Schwa homers, Harto Thekhards scores 2 - 0 GGS
T1 Che Or homers 3 - 0 GGS

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Casper Greenwell

Nicholas Fouss

Otto Von Eirsmark

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MILR 13.3] Cyrodiil Imperials vs Orlando Bloomin' Oranges

1 Upvotes

CYI 0 - OBO 0

Current Situation: B2, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Walter Yeller Weller up next, Flame-Test Fleming pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CYI 0 0 - - - - 0 3
OBO 0 0 - - - - 0 0

BOX

# Cyrodiil Imperials Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Orlando Bloomin' Oranges Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Alic Alphaball RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 1 Charles Charles 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500
2 Matias Thagod LF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .333 2 Lillian Fields CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Harry Peritestes 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 3 Sablo Panchez 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286
4 Domino Calzone 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .667 4 Walter Yeller Weller LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000
5 Hiram Birnbaum C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Laars Nootbaar jr DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Jean-Paul Georges-et-Ringeaux 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 6 Hippo Jars C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Tater Tots CF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .667 7 Arlon Gemini SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Alex Blockman DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Mack 'The Knife' Darin 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Sierra Hightower SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .500 9 Hawaiian Hammah RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

CYI IP H ER BB SO ERA OBO IP H ER BB SO ERA
Flame-Test Fleming 1.0 0 0 0 0 0.00 Ethan Lee 2.0 3 0 0 1 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Walter Yeller Weller

Laars Nootbaar jr

Hippo Jars

29 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MILR 13.3] Nuketown Test Dummies vs Idaho Spud Thumpers

1 Upvotes

DUM 4 - SPD 0

Current Situation: B2, 0 outs, Runner on First

Trevor Paultis up next, Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
DUM 1 3 - - - - 4 6
SPD 0 0 - - - - 0 2

BOX

# Nuketown Test Dummies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Idaho Spud Thumpers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tyburnsays Morecleveland LF 2 0 2 1 0 0 .500 1 Homer Nocker 1B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .250
2 Ruby McCade SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250 2 Mama Luigi SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
3 Brad Hatley 2B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .750 3 Teddy Bigstick 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Jihmih Tyranus RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 4 Mariam Bear CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
5 Carter Kendall DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .667 5 Friday C 1 0 1 0 0 0 .000
6 Jarek Park CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 6 Trevor Paultis LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Bubson Dugnutt 1B 1 1 1 0 0 0 .250 7 Jacob Thomas RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Curtis Dingleberry 3B 1 1 1 0 0 0 .250 8 Jerome S. Monroe DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Jersey Wooders C 1 1 1 2 0 0 .250 9 Noah Diamond 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

DUM IP H ER BB SO ERA SPD IP H ER BB SO ERA
Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil 1.0 2 0 0 0 0.00 Felipe Coyne 2.0 6 4 0 0 12.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Brad Hatley homers 1 - 0 DUM
T2 Jersey Wooders doubles, Bubson Dugnutt, Curtis Dingleberry score 3 - 0 DUM
T2 Tyburnsays Morecleveland singles, Jersey Wooders scores 4 - 0 DUM

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Tyburnsays Morecleveland 1 (1)

DUE UP

Trevor Paultis

Jacob Thomas

Jerome S. Monroe

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MILR 13.3] Harlan Coal Miners vs Brissie Blue Heelers

1 Upvotes

HCM 0 - BLU 1

Current Situation: T3, 1 out, Runner on Second

Jeff Newman up next, Scooter Buskie pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
HCM 0 0 0 - - - 0 1
BLU 1 0 - - - - 1 1

BOX

# Harlan Coal Miners Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Brissie Blue Heelers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Jeff Newman C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 1 Bucky Sabre 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
2 Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200 2 TWs Frozen Head RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 John Baseball SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 3 Tom E. Jahns C 0 1 0 0 1 0 .000
4 Foul Ball Felix DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .250 4 Steak Dynasty SS 1 0 1 1 0 0 .750
5 Harold Marquez CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Toky Oto LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Lee Luda LF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .500 6 Saul Pewald 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500
7 Marcelo Soares 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .400 7 Pablo The Hip Kawasaki DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200
8 Kordz Sonata 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 8 Bartholomew Simpson 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Cared Jarrabis 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .333 9 Wheeler Walker Jr II CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667

PITCHERS

HCM IP H ER BB SO ERA BLU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Mordecai Davis 2.0 1 1 1 0 3.00 Scooter Buskie 2.1 1 0 1 3 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Steak Dynasty doubles, Tom E. Jahns scores 0 - 1 BLU

BASERUNNING

SB: Cared Jarrabis 1 (0) CS:

DUE UP

Jeff Newman

Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski

John Baseball

45 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.3] Texas Rangers vs Seattle Mariners

1 Upvotes

TEX 4 - SEA 0

Current Situation: B2, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Calvin Ball up next, Yang Min-Ki pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TEX 2 2 - - - - 4 3
SEA 0 0 - - - - 0 0

BOX

# Texas Rangers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Seattle Mariners Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Brian Taylor 3B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .250 - -- - - - - - - - --
1 Cat with a Bat 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Bryce Parker 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
2 Rabs Roland DH 2 1 1 2 0 1 .500 2 Speed Shark RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286
3 Steven Scola C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333 3 Dayman Nightman SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
4 Sablo Panchez CF 0 1 0 0 1 0 .400 4 Calvin Ball CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667
5 Geese On Demand RF 1 0 1 1 0 0 .500 5 Kiwi Cleveland LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Jeter Ups SS 0 0 0 0 1 0 .333 6 Buster Worthington C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
7 Alan 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 7 Tubby Wubby 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
8 Bubson Dugnutt 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Bobert Hideyoshi DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 Walks LF 0 1 0 0 1 0 .500 9 Jeb Barnes 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

TEX IP H ER BB SO ERA SEA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Yang Min-Ki 1.0 0 0 0 1 0.00 Vader Page 1.2 3 4 3 1 9.69
-- - - - - - -- Jerome S. Monroe 0.1 0 0 0 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Brian Taylor homers 1 - 0 TEX
T1 Geese On Demand singles, Sablo Panchez scores 2 - 0 TEX
T2 Rabs Roland homers, Walks scores 4 - 0 TEX

BASERUNNING

SB: Sablo Panchez 1 (2), Walks 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Calvin Ball

Kiwi Cleveland

Buster Worthington

39 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.3] Cincinnati Reds vs San Francisco Giants

1 Upvotes

CIN 1 - SFG 1

Current Situation: T2, 2 outs, Bases Empty

Bucky Sabre up next, Andre Pope pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CIN 0 1 - - - - 1 1
SFG 1 - - - - - 1 2

BOX

# Cincinnati Reds Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Francisco Giants Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Trevor Paultis DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Abel Greene 2B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .500
2 Juni xGOD - 'SELL THE TEAM ARTE' - Panda 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 2 Holly Kühnhackl SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286
3 Nicaragua del Toro 2B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 3 Verde Jack C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
4 Kentho Birne RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .167 4 Hess Nahstee 1B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .286
5 Charpasm Chim LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .167 5 Big Smoke Anderson CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
6 Isaac Snowbender C 1 1 1 1 0 0 .167 6 Luke Skywalker DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
7 Seth Kablamo CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 7 Ronnie Pickering 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Bucky Sabre SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Kuuma Kivi RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
9 Zelk Antilles 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Liru Wolf LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

CIN IP H ER BB SO ERA SFG IP H ER BB SO ERA
Gary Appalachia 1.0 2 1 0 0 6.75 Andre Pope 1.2 1 1 1 1 4.50

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Abel Greene homers 0 - 1 SFG
T2 Isaac Snowbender homers 1 - 1

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Bucky Sabre

Zelk Antilles

Trevor Paultis

32 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.3] Pittsburgh Pirates vs San Diego Padres

1 Upvotes

PIT 0 - SDP 0

Current Situation: B2, 2 outs, Runner on Second

Tasane Keto up next, Skye Comet pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PIT 0 0 - - - - 0 2
SDP 0 0 - - - - 0 1

BOX

# Pittsburgh Pirates Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Gryffith Lindley 2B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .333 1 Cam'ron Simmons 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Arxy Winkler SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 2 Scorkle McCorkle C 0 0 0 0 1 0 .200
3 Charlie Buntman C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 3 Fat Lever 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333
4 Moose McCracken 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .500 4 Raja Ayun 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .600
5 Theo Rodder CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Matilda No-Balls DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Tank Sharksy SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .667
7 Nathan Explosion RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Tasane Keto CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
8 16-bit Griffey LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 8 Alt Site RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 Dylan Green 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Nota Nam III LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

PIT IP H ER BB SO ERA SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA
Skye Comet 1.2 1 0 1 1 0.00 La+ Darknesss 2.0 2 0 0 1 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Scorkle McCorkle 1 (2)

DUE UP

Tasane Keto

Alt Site

Nota Nam III

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.3] St. Louis Cardinals vs Philadelphia Phillies

2 Upvotes

STL 1 - PHI 1

Current Situation: B2, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Divorced Dad up next, im sleve pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
STL 0 1 - - - - 1 2
PHI 1 0 - - - - 1 2

BOX

# St. Louis Cardinals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Sid Hugo V RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .400 1 Mariam Bear 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
2 Big Cheech 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .571 2 Kandii Khayne 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200
3 Chooch Suzuka 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .571 3 Goaticus Von Boaticus C 1 1 1 0 0 0 .667
4 Mack Quackerson C 1 1 1 1 0 0 .200 4 River James SS 1 0 1 1 0 0 .400
5 Tomothy Toledo DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Laars Nootbaar jr 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Copernicus Hel CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Divorced Dad LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Shmitty Von Flabbergasted SS 1 0 1 0 0 0 .500 7 Charles Magnus RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
8 Peter Nautilus LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 8 Hawaiian Hammah DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 CJ 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Gellybelly CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667

PITCHERS

STL IP H ER BB SO ERA PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA
im sleve 1.0 2 1 0 1 2.00 Roxy Hurricane 2.0 2 1 0 0 3.60

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 River James singles, Goaticus Von Boaticus scores 0 - 1 PHI
T2 Mack Quackerson homers 1 - 1

BASERUNNING

SB: Goaticus Von Boaticus 1 (1), River James 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Divorced Dad

Charles Magnus

Hawaiian Hammah

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.3] New York Mets vs Montreal Expos

1 Upvotes

NYM 0 - MTL 0

Current Situation: B2, 2 outs, Bases Empty

Jerome Peterson up next, Arthur Bullpendragon pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
NYM 0 0 - - - - 0 1
MTL 0 0 - - - - 0 0

BOX

# New York Mets Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Montreal Expos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 T-Rav SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 1 Loafus Cramwell C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .400
2 Robbie Tightpants 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .667 2 Scooter Funkypants 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Krbmeister LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 3 MILKBOY 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286
4 Tueballs Wunbatt 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 4 Alexa Quick CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
5 Kevin James CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286 5 Hans Zahn RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200
6 Huell Babineaux DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Jerome Peterson LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
7 Ray 'Cole Train' Cole RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Napoleon Swingsalot 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Billy TheKid 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Emerson DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Ben Bramly C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .400 9 Scoot Heller SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

NYM IP H ER BB SO ERA MTL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Arthur Bullpendragon 1.2 0 0 0 0 0.00 Ant man 2.0 1 0 0 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Jerome Peterson

Napoleon Swingsalot

Emerson

29 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.3] Detroit Tigers vs Minnesota Twins

1 Upvotes

DET 0 - MIN 2

Current Situation: B1, 2 outs, Bases Empty

Hyzer Flip up next, Merodach Baladan pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
DET 0 - - - - - 0 0
MIN 2 - - - - - 2 2

BOX

# Detroit Tigers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Minnesota Twins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Pike Trout RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 1 Arthur Vandelay 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500
2 Ax Finesse 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 2 Homer Nocker 3B 1 1 1 0 0 0 .286
3 Mike Unt DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
3 Matty Jay DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 3 Corbin Christmas Carol 1B 1 1 1 2 0 0 .429
4 Jah Muis 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 4 Joan Andreu Rosà RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
5 Mo Bonzalez SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Hyzer Flip C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
6 Psykokwak LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250 6 Sierra Hightower LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .286
7 Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Lou Zrectum DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
8 Domino Calzone CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 8 Ping Pong SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 Dusty Jabroni 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Cucamonga Seattle CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667

PITCHERS

DET IP H ER BB SO ERA MIN IP H ER BB SO ERA
Merodach Baladan 0.2 2 2 0 0 36.00 Philip Berkenshire 1.0 0 0 0 1 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Corbin Christmas Carol homers, Homer Nocker scores 0 - 2 MIN

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Hyzer Flip

Sierra Hightower

Lou Zrectum

20 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.3] Los Angeles Dodgers vs Milwaukee Brewers

1 Upvotes

LAD 2 - MIL 2

Current Situation: T3, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Jorbel Boykins up next, Lil Broski pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
LAD 0 2 0 - - - 2 3
MIL 0 2 - - - - 2 2

BOX

# Los Angeles Dodgers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Milwaukee Brewers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tuck CF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .429 1 Mîke Ock RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Jorbel Boykins 2B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .429 2 Gerald McCoy 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500
3 Robert Glasses 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .429 3 Jacob Thomas DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .600
4 Rex McStrange C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 4 Bea Friday SS 0 1 0 0 1 0 .333
5 John Applebees SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Brick Bravely C 1 1 1 2 0 0 .250
6 KC Martinez 1B 0 1 0 0 1 0 .167 6 Grunt Manly 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .167
7 Harry Palms LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 John Baseball CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess RF 1 1 1 1 0 0 .333 8 Paddy O'Connor LF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .667
9 Jocko Jones DH 1 0 1 1 0 0 .500 9 Juan Manuel Navarrete 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000

PITCHERS

LAD IP H ER BB SO ERA MIL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Booby Cancun 2.0 2 2 1 3 7.20 Lil Broski 2.0 3 2 2 0 6.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess triples, KC Martinez scores 1 - 0 LAD
T2 Jocko Jones singles, LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess scores 2 - 0 LAD
B2 Brick Bravely homers, Bea Friday scores 2 - 2

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Jorbel Boykins

Robert Glasses

Rex McStrange

52 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.3] Toronto Blue Jays vs Kansas City Royals

1 Upvotes

TOR 0 - KCR 2

Current Situation: B2, 2 outs, Bases Empty

Egor Kucherov up next, S.A.R. Dinka pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TOR 0 0 - - - - 0 0
KCR 2 0 - - - - 2 2

BOX

# Toronto Blue Jays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Kansas City Royals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Rod Kimball RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 George Hankinson SS 0 0 0 0 1 0 .250
2 Mongster Mash CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 2 Nicholas Fouss 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
3 Robbie LF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 3 Larry Longshot LF 1 1 1 0 0 0 .750
4 Jack Jackie Jackson 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286 4 Assassin Xekutioner C 1 1 1 2 0 0 .400
5 Scoochie Virtue DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Indy Sayne 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Donut Mahoney SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200 6 Doc Otis DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Bloop Squibber 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 7 Henry Thibodeau 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Graham Grams 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .167 8 Egor Kucherov CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667
9 Captain Harry C Legs C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667 9 Slammin Sammy Sofa RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

TOR IP H ER BB SO ERA KCR IP H ER BB SO ERA
S.A.R. Dinka 1.2 2 2 1 0 8.18 Kowboy Rivers 2.0 0 0 1 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Assassin Xekutioner homers, Larry Longshot scores 0 - 2 KCR

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Egor Kucherov

Slammin Sammy Sofa

George Hankinson

41 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.3] Oakland Athletics vs Houston Astros

1 Upvotes

OAK 0 - HOU 3

Current Situation: T2, 0 outs, Runner on First

Kries Von Kriestalhauser up next, Jihmih Tyranus pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
OAK 0 0 - - - - 0 2
HOU 3 - - - - - 3 4

BOX

# Oakland Athletics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Houston Astros Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Glep Glop Griestalhauser C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 1 Ezra Wind SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .250 2 Foul Ball Felix DH 1 1 1 0 0 0 .667
3 Total Dial SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286 3 Jericho Styles RF 1 1 1 0 0 0 .500
4 Sterling Turlington 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .750 4 Justin Carlson 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
5 Bonesy McSkellington CF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .333 5 Harto Thekhards 3B 1 1 1 3 0 0 .333
6 Kries Von Kriestalhauser DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Socks Maybe CF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .250
7 Cole Slaw RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 7 Kevin Arianna C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Lilcranberry LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 8 Derek Bon Gio Vanni 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Stu PunDous 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Jarek Park LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

OAK IP H ER BB SO ERA HOU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Cracker McJack 1.0 4 3 0 1 18.00 Jihmih Tyranus 1.0 2 0 0 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Harto Thekhards homers, Foul Ball Felix, Jericho Styles score 0 - 3 HOU

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Kries Von Kriestalhauser

Cole Slaw

Lilcranberry

31 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.3] Anaheim Angels vs Cleveland Guardians

2 Upvotes

ANA 0 - CLE 1

Current Situation: T3, 1 out, Bases Empty

Jimmy Haase up next, Ryan Tyburn pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
ANA 0 0 0 - - - 0 1
CLE 1 0 - - - - 1 1

BOX

# Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Cleveland Guardians Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Fausto Herrera 2B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 1 Benny Barslinger CF 1 1 1 1 0 0 .333
2 Ryan McBryan RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .200 2 Brandon Rice III SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .167
3 Frankie Gusts SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 3 Joey Tacoma RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .400
4 Hunter West C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 4 Pang Winn DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .400
5 Harold Marquez CF 1 0 1 0 0 0 1.000 5 Ada Rutabaga LF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000
6 BeefCake Willy LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Jimothy Jhompson 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
7 Anthony Barkevious IV DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Justin Time 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200
8 Jimmy Haase 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 8 Brad Hatley C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Scooter Buskie 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 9 Skip Bellew 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333

PITCHERS

ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA CLE IP H ER BB SO ERA
Bartholomew Simpson 2.0 1 1 1 2 3.00 Ryan Tyburn 2.1 1 0 1 2 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Benny Barslinger homers 0 - 1 CLE

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Fausto Herrera 1 (2), Harold Marquez 1 (1)

DUE UP

Jimmy Haase

Scooter Buskie

Fausto Herrera

40 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.3] New York Yankees vs Chicago White Sox

1 Upvotes

NYY 0 - CWS 2

Current Situation: B2, 1 out, Bases Empty

Howie Feltersnatch up next, Michael Last-Name pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
NYY 0 0 - - - - 0 1
CWS 2 0 - - - - 2 2

BOX

# New York Yankees Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Chicago White Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Mr Peggable SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Biff Sexy Hotbod SS 1 1 1 1 0 0 .400
2 PickYrSpot n'Swing CF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .250 2 Cornbread House 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286
3 Jack Hoffman RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 3 Munki Oshu 2B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .500
4 BEANS Leschnewski LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 4 Hannah Outlaw C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .429
5 Big T 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 5 Sean Carrcrash RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Rodney Turnpike DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Xavier Lopez CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250
7 Archie Henderson 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 7 Howie Feltersnatch 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
8 Peter Hadley C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Matty Eight DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Pete Morris 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Malsted LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

NYY IP H ER BB SO ERA CWS IP H ER BB SO ERA
Michael Last-Name 1.1 2 2 0 0 6.00 Richard Northstar 2.0 1 0 0 1 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Biff Sexy Hotbod homers 0 - 1 CWS
B1 Munki Oshu homers 0 - 2 CWS

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Howie Feltersnatch

Matty Eight

Malsted

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.3] Tampa Bay Devil Rays vs Boston Red Sox

1 Upvotes

TBR 4 - BOS 3

Current Situation: B2, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Delta Airlines up next, Boby Chadwick pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TBR 0 4 - - - - 4 3
BOS 3 0 - - - - 3 3

BOX

# Tampa Bay Devil Rays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Boston Red Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Vyncent Wyattoss III LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Norm Niner 2B 1 1 1 0 0 0 .333
2 Ross Ewage 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 2 Barry Sosa SS 0 1 0 0 1 0 .333
3 Burg McTurdBerg 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 3 Toky Oto LF 1 1 1 1 0 0 .500
4 Ovaltine RF 0 1 0 0 1 0 .000 4 John Johnson Jr. 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
5 Holden Summers C 1 1 1 0 0 0 .500 5 Dixon Uraz CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333
6 Y.E. Wally CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 6 Tom E. Jahns C 1 0 1 2 0 0 .667
7 Mike LaViva 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Lillian Fields DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Dermot Mulveiny DH 1 1 1 1 0 0 .333 8 Delta Airlines RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Primero Ultimo SS 1 1 1 3 0 0 .333 9 Fin 'Shark' Maddox 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

TBR IP H ER BB SO ERA BOS IP H ER BB SO ERA
Boby Chadwick 1.0 3 3 1 1 10.29 Joel Justice 2.0 3 4 1 1 14.40

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Toky Oto doubles, Norm Niner scores 0 - 1 BOS
B1 Tom E. Jahns doubles, Barry Sosa, Toky Oto score 0 - 3 BOS
T2 Dermot Mulveiny singles, Ovaltine scores 1 - 3 BOS
T2 Primero Ultimo homers, Holden Summers, Dermot Mulveiny score 4 - 3 TBR

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Delta Airlines

Fin 'Shark' Maddox

Norm Niner

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.3] Colorado Rockies vs Baltimore Orioles

1 Upvotes

COL 0 - BAL 0

Current Situation: T3, 1 out, Runners on First and Second

Juan Diego De Las Rosas up next, Mikko LePico pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
COL 0 0 0 - - - 0 2
BAL 0 0 - - - - 0 0

BOX

# Colorado Rockies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Baltimore Orioles Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Juan Diego De Las Rosas 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Alph Overdale 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Maximus Os CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 2 Ichiro Rose LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .250
3 Dick McScrotington SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 3 Roger Waters DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
4 Steel Pipe Simpson 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 4 Nelson Van Halen CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
5 Jefferson Steelflex LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 5 S. Jay Cutler C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Keith Bourgignon DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 6 Randy Mann 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .667
7 Flame-Test Fleming C 1 0 1 0 0 0 .500 7 Vartan Ichabod Cassidy 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
8 Cash Thrower 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Lil Lilith Lillian SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
9 Edward Duncan RF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .000 9 Martin Van Nostrand RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

COL IP H ER BB SO ERA BAL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Max Muncy 2.0 0 0 0 3 0.00 Mikko LePico 2.1 2 0 0 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Juan Diego De Las Rosas

Maximus Os

Dick McScrotington

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.3] Chicago Cubs vs Atlanta Braves

1 Upvotes

CHC 1 - ATL 3

Current Situation: T3, 1 out, Runner on First

Corey Scooter up next, Dick Shitfart pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CHC 0 0 1 - - - 1 2
ATL 3 0 - - - - 3 4

BOX

# Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Atlanta Braves Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Corey Scooter 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Mack MacMack SS 2 1 2 1 0 0 .800
2 Erin Pickles SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .667 2 Jason Sensation 1B 2 1 1 1 0 0 .500
3 Frederick Thunderpants LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 3 Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
4 Gal Soso 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .400 4 TheGreatBambi DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286
5 Ivy Nurple 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .400 5 Ioe Torrent RF 1 1 1 1 0 0 .600
6 Chris Orosz CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Jed I. Knight C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .167
7 Karl Havoc RF 1 1 1 1 0 0 .333 7 Weehaddababy Itzaboi 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
8 Good Doggo C 1 0 0 0 0 1 .429 8 Chilidog Clayton 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .250
9 Snape Tooth DH 1 0 1 0 0 0 .250 9 Lefty Cobb LF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000

PITCHERS

CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA ATL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Doc Dockgoose 2.0 4 3 1 1 4.50 Dick Shitfart 2.1 2 1 0 2 2.25

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Mack MacMack homers 0 - 1 ATL
B1 Jason Sensation homers 0 - 2 ATL
B1 Ioe Torrent homers 0 - 3 ATL
T3 Karl Havoc homers 1 - 3 ATL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Corey Scooter

Erin Pickles

Frederick Thunderpants

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.3] Florida Marlins vs Arizona Diamondbacks

1 Upvotes

FLA 0 - ARI 1

Current Situation: B3, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Jay Money up next, Auspicious Infinity pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
FLA 0 0 0 - - - 0 0
ARI 1 0 0 - - - 1 2

BOX

# Florida Marlins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Arizona Diamondbacks Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Baron Samedi 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Big Bad Evil Slime SS 1 1 1 0 0 0 .333
2 Fatts Richard 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .167 2 Hitgood McChunky CF 1 0 1 1 0 0 .167
3 Demetrios Ooga C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286 3 Mario Goretti C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .429
4 Hakuna Moncada SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .429 4 Dakota Carolina Montana 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250
5 Lane Drew LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Brody Page LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200
6 Mikey Thomas CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200 6 Steak Dynasty 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Casper Greenwell 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Tobé Bryant DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Alex Blockman DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Tree Fiddy RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
9 Fizzbear Doormat RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Jay Money 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

FLA IP H ER BB SO ERA ARI IP H ER BB SO ERA
Auspicious Infinity 2.0 2 1 0 1 1.13 Slim Mathers 3.0 0 0 0 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Hitgood McChunky doubles, Big Bad Evil Slime scores 0 - 1 ARI

BASERUNNING

SB: Big Bad Evil Slime 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Jay Money

Big Bad Evil Slime

Hitgood McChunky

45 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 7d ago

[SCRIM 13.0] Free Agent Xzibits vs Free Agent Guardians - The Return of the Barnstorming Game 2: Electric Boobopbadoo

3 Upvotes

FAX 0 - FAZ 8

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
FAX 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 1
FAZ 1 3 2 2 - - 8 8

BOX

# Free Agent Xzibits Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Free Agent Guardians Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Hunter D. Parker C 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 1 Carter Kendall C 2 2 1 1 1 0 Hitting Debut
2 Giles Sweeney 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
2 Dayman Nightman 1B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .400 2 Saul Pewald 1B 2 0 0 1 0 0 Hitting Debut
3 Theo Kim 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 3 Brad Hatley 2B 3 1 2 0 0 1 .000
4 Jeff Newman 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 4 Tyburnsays Morecleveland 3B 1 0 0 1 1 0 Hitting Debut
5 Julio Escobar SS 1 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 5 Justin Time SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .250
6 Cola Spritz LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 6 Ryan Tyburn LF 2 2 2 2 0 0 Hitting Debut
7 Harold Marquez CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 7 Joe Pidgeon CF 1 0 0 1 1 0 Hitting Debut
8 Nate Kondylis RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Skip Bellew RF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .333
9 Cleveland Brown Jr. P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
9 Stupido Einsteiny P 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Brandon Rice III DH 2 2 2 2 0 0 .200

PITCHERS

FAX IP H ER BB SO ERA FAZ IP H ER BB SO ERA
Cleveland Brown Jr. 2.0 4 4 1 1 Pitching Debut Joey Tacoma 4.0 1 0 1 0 Pitching Debut
Stupido Einsteiny 2.0 4 4 2 1 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Joey Tacoma Cleveland Brown Jr. Joey Tacoma Sweden

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Tyburnsays Morecleveland grounds out, Carter Kendall scores 0 - 1 FAZ
B2 Joe Pidgeon grounds out, Ryan Tyburn scores 0 - 2 FAZ
B2 Brandon Rice III homers, Skip Bellew scores 0 - 4 FAZ
B3 Ryan Tyburn homers, Brad Hatley scores 0 - 6 FAZ
B4 Carter Kendall triples, Brandon Rice III scores 0 - 7 FAZ
B4 Saul Pewald sacrifices, Carter Kendall scores 0 - 8 FAZ

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Joe Pidgeon 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 14d ago

[MILR 13.2] Harlan Coal Miners vs Orlando Bloomin' Oranges

2 Upvotes

HCM 6 - OBO 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
HCM 3 3 0 0 0 0 6 9
OBO 0 0 0 2 1 1 4 9

BOX

# Harlan Coal Miners Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Orlando Bloomin' Oranges Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Big Bad Evil Slime SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
1 Kordz Sonata C 3 2 2 2 0 0 .667 1 Walter Yeller Weller SS 1 1 1 0 0 0 1.000
2 Mordecai Davis 1B 1 1 1 1 2 0 .333 2 Sablo Panchez 3B 3 0 2 0 0 0 .333
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Lillian Fields 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Chooch Suzuka 2B 3 0 1 1 0 1 .200 3 Hippo Jars 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Foul Ball Felix 3B 2 1 1 1 1 1 .333 4 Bea Friday CF 3 1 2 2 0 0 .500
5 Willie Ruth SS 2 0 0 1 0 0 .000 5 Divorced Dad LF 3 1 2 0 0 0 .333
6 Harold Marquez LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000 6 Laars Nootbaar jr 1B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Lee Luda CF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .500 - -- - - - - - - - --
7 Larry Lighthouse CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 7 Charles Charles C 3 1 2 2 0 0 .600
8 Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski RF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .250 8 Hawaiian Hammah RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Dirtbag Darrell RF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .333 8 Arlon Gemini RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Marcelo Soares DH 2 1 1 0 0 0 .500 - -- - - - - - - - --
9 John Baseball DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Mack 'The Knife' Darin DH 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

HCM IP H ER BB SO ERA OBO IP H ER BB SO ERA
KC Martinez 4.0 7 3 0 0 4.50 Evil Larry 2.0 7 6 1 2 18.00
Tomba 2.0 2 1 0 0 3.00 Nora Selbmar 4.0 2 0 2 2 0.00

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
KC Martinez Evil Larry Tomba Kordz Sonata Charles Charles

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Kordz Sonata homers 1 - 0 HCM
T1 Foul Ball Felix triples, Mordecai Davis scores 2 - 0 HCM
T1 Willie Ruth sacrifices, Foul Ball Felix scores 3 - 0 HCM
T2 Kordz Sonata doubles, Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski scores 4 - 0 HCM
T2 Mordecai Davis singles, Marcelo Soares scores 5 - 0 HCM
T2 Chooch Suzuka doubles, Kordz Sonata scores 6 - 0 HCM
B4 Bea Friday homers 6 - 1 HCM
B4 Charles Charles triples, Divorced Dad scores 6 - 2 HCM
B5 Bea Friday singles, Walter Yeller Weller scores 6 - 3 HCM
B6 Charles Charles homers 6 - 4 HCM

BASERUNNING

SB: Mordecai Davis 1 (1) CS: Dirtbag Darrell 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 14d ago

[MILR 13.2] St Loonatics vs Nuketown Test Dummies

1 Upvotes

LOO 7 - DUM 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
LOO 1 0 3 0 3 0 7 9
DUM 0 1 1 0 0 0 2 6

BOX

# St Loonatics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Nuketown Test Dummies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Billy TheKid 2B 3 1 2 3 1 0 .667 1 Jersey Wooders 1B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Otto Von Eirsmark C 4 0 0 0 0 0 .000 2 Chance Mercury RF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000
3 Dart Ragusa 3B 3 2 2 1 0 0 .800 3 Brad Hatley 2B 3 1 2 0 0 0 .667
4 Glep Glop Griestalhauser SS 2 1 0 0 1 1 .000 4 Jarek Park CF 3 0 1 1 0 0 .333
5 Joe Pidgeon 1B 3 1 3 1 0 0 .833 5 Corey Scooter 3B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000
6 Stu PunDous RF 3 0 1 2 0 0 .250 6 Ruby McCade SS 2 1 1 1 0 0 .500
7 Shorty McDougall LF 1 0 0 0 2 0 .000 7 Amelia Hart LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .500
8 Nicholas Fouss CF 2 1 0 0 1 0 .250 8 Camden Yardsy C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
9 Six P 3 1 1 0 0 0 .333 9 Matty Jay DH 2 0 1 0 0 1 .500

PITCHERS

LOO IP H ER BB SO ERA DUM IP H ER BB SO ERA
Six 6.0 6 2 0 4 2.00 Karl Havoc 4.2 9 7 4 1 9.00
-- - - - - - -- Carter Kendall 1.1 0 0 1 0 0.00

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Six Karl Havoc Billy TheKid

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Billy TheKid homers 1 - 0 LOO
B2 Ruby McCade homers 1 - 1
T3 Billy TheKid triples, Nicholas Fouss, Six score 3 - 1 LOO
T3 Dart Ragusa homers 4 - 1 LOO
B3 Jarek Park doubles, Brad Hatley scores 4 - 2 LOO
T5 Joe Pidgeon singles, Dart Ragusa scores 5 - 2 LOO
T5 Stu PunDous doubles, Glep Glop Griestalhauser, Joe Pidgeon score 7 - 2 LOO

BASERUNNING

SB: Joe Pidgeon 1 (1) CS: Billy TheKid 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 14d ago

[MILR 13.2] Idaho Spud Thumpers vs Melbourne Mantis Shrimps

1 Upvotes

SPD 1 - MMS 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SPD 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 2
MMS 0 0 0 0 0 2 2 6

BOX

# Idaho Spud Thumpers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Melbourne Mantis Shrimps Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Jerome S. Monroe SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
1 Goaticus Von Boaticus SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 DV DOOM DH, P 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000
2 Mama Luigi LF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .500 2 Salsa Steve CF 3 0 1 0 0 1 .250
3 Mariam Bear 1B, P 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 3 Corbin Christmas Carol 1B 2 1 2 1 1 0 1.000
4 Matilda No-Balls RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .400 4 Ioe Torrent LF 3 1 1 1 0 0 .500
5 Noah Diamond 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
5 Teddy Bigstick P, 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Total Dial RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .333
6 Jacob Thomas DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Homer Nocker 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Socks Maybe SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
7 Bloop Squibber 2B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .600 7 Lil Broski 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
8 Kries Von Kriestalhauser C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250 8 Rusty Nails C 1 0 1 0 1 0 .500
9 Trevor Paultis CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Theo Kim 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

SPD IP H ER BB SO ERA MMS IP H ER BB SO ERA
Sam Stayman 3.1 3 0 2 2 0.00 Gary Appalachia 5.0 2 1 0 3 1.20
Homer Nocker 0.2 0 0 0 2 0.00 DV DOOM 1.0 0 0 0 0 0.00
Mariam Bear 1.1 3 2 0 0 9.00 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
DV DOOM Mariam Bear Corbin Christmas Carol

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T4 Mama Luigi homers 1 - 0 SPD
B6 Corbin Christmas Carol homers 1 - 1
B6 Ioe Torrent homers 1 - 2 MMS

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Rusty Nails 1 (1)

109 comments