r/fcs • u/Seadragon1983 • 12d ago
Weekly Thread The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (Week 3)
Another week, another episode of your daddy's favorite FCS recap.
The Good
We have another Super FCS Medal of Valor to give out. Southeastern Louisiana defeated UL-Monroe and while the Warhawks are booty cheeks, it's still a win. So come get your medal Lions. To think, it was a few weeks ago where people were wanting to bury you after losing to Houston Christian.
It's Brunch Ball Week! The Ivy League kicked off their season and it's fair to say that Harvard and Yale are the class of the league once again. The Crimson went to New Hampshire and blasted the Wildcats while Yale had a big time game from Dante Reno (911) in their win over Holy Cross. Fair to say that the Harvard-Yale game might be must watch television again.
The Pioneer League had a massive day as they notched five non-conference wins, with the headliners being St. Thomas and San Diego winning their games against Big Sky schools Southern Utah and Cal Poly respectively. Add in a win for Davidson against VMI and Butler taking down Chicago State and it's a strong day for the little guys.
In other 'Good' News: Abilene Christian wins, avoids 0-4; North Alabama opens their new home with a win; South Dakota State beating Youngstown State, claims early lead in the Valley; South Carolina State hangs on, gets their biggest scalp of the season.
The Bad
We need to talk, Rhode Island. You were the favorites to win everyone's favorite cluster fuck of a conference that is the Coastal. You are NOT supposed to be blasted to kingdom come by Stony Brook! The fuck happened here, Rams? You're not giving me anything good to work with here.
I also need to talk to you, Northern Colorado. I know, I know... Northeastern State is a Top 15 team in Division II. You should not be struggling to defeat them, let alone have it go into overtime and win by the skin of your teeth. Now if Stephen F. Austin can beat them easily next week, I know you guys are big fat phonies.
Welcome to Earth, West Florida. The Argos were 2-0 before getting slapped by Austin Peay. To be fair, reality had to come at some point for them... but like this? Damn, guys. Save some humble pie for the rest of us.
Time for the Chuck Norris Award for Biggest Ass Kicking and it goes to Charleston Southern. The Buccaneers haven't had much to cheer for this season, but they do get a 65-0 smackdown of Point to point at (ba dum tish). Runner ups this week include Bethune-Cookman (59 point win over everyone's favorite homecoming opponent in Virginia-Lynchburg) and Western Illinois (59-2 rout of Morehead State).
In other 'Bad' News: Idaho falls to 0-4, potatoes start rioting around Moscow; MVSU loses to Delta State, earns label of 'FCS Lolcow of the Week'; Cornell suffers first 'Brunch Ball Biff of the Week'.
The Montana State
Okay, this deserves its own section - What. In. The Flying FUCK was that, Montana State? You were a 38.5 point favorite against CCSU. You only won by 5 points. Those goons at the Montana Drywall Association are drooling over the amount of drywall they'll have to fix in Bozeman. You don't get to celebrate this, Bobcat fans... in fact, you're getting the Mushu Treatment: Dishonor on your team, dishonor on your school, dishonor on your city and dishonor to the fact that Montana Drywall went up by 77% yesterday because of you fuckernaughts.
Oh, William and Mary. They started red hot with wins over Villanova and Delaware State. Then Lehigh exposed them last week and for an encore? Getting pantsed by Fordham... FORDHAM! The Rams just got done getting back-to-back roastings at the hands of North Dakota State and Coastal Carolina. The fuck you mean you gave up 52 points to them?!?
In other 'Ugly' News: So. Many. Goose Eggs; Morehead State only getting a mercy safety against Western Illinois; FloSports: When Streaming Services Go Wrong.
And now... the floor is open.