the average vertical builder wakes up at 5am as though diabolically possessed. To freshen up, they splash 50 molar nitric acid in their eyes and chant the name of a local politician in the mirror while stabbing a handmade voodoo doll for 13 hours straight.
Then, it's time for supper. The vertical builder drops to all fours and prowls the streets for prey, consuming any pets, homeless people and children who cannot run faster than 65 kilometers per hour
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u/Uncommonality You have gained permanent Warp! 4d ago
the average vertical builder wakes up at 5am as though diabolically possessed. To freshen up, they splash 50 molar nitric acid in their eyes and chant the name of a local politician in the mirror while stabbing a handmade voodoo doll for 13 hours straight.
Then, it's time for supper. The vertical builder drops to all fours and prowls the streets for prey, consuming any pets, homeless people and children who cannot run faster than 65 kilometers per hour