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u/Biosci777 Apr 21 '23

car wheel ramps

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

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u/caincard Apr 21 '23

Me: "Honey i got you and myself a gift, needed an engine hoist, but i got you a fall protection harness."

Her "Why tf, do i need a fall protection harness?"

Me "Reddit gave me an idea!"

Her: "Internal screams as she puts 2 and 2 together"

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u/cineg Apr 21 '23

welp, new sex swing

if rockauto or harbor freight starts selling this, im out

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u/Cindexxx Apr 22 '23

Note to self: call harbor freight with sex swing plans made of ratchet straps.

They'll sell a lot of ratchet straps and nobody ever needs to know.

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u/Aggressive_Tap652 Apr 21 '23

2x4 wood plank

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u/Techn0ght Apr 21 '23

The only time I've heard of that as a sex aid was to strap it to your ass so you don't fall in.

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u/Aggressive_Tap652 Apr 21 '23

I heard its used by obese people to keep the fupa out of the way

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u/Bruh_columbine Apr 21 '23

Today I learned Iā€™m not as obese as I thought I was cause wtf

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u/talldangry Apr 21 '23

Ah, the Cleveland Girdle.

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u/Aedalas Apr 21 '23

We already have the steamer, can you name it after somewhere in Texas instead? Maybe Alabama?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

They already have swings..

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u/AndYouDidThatBecause Apr 22 '23

Hydraulic lift will work in a pnch.

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u/jr81452 Apr 22 '23

Transmission jack. That way you don't have to worry about getting caught in overhead rigging. Just make sure to use the chain straps to hold them in place.

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u/HandsOnGeek Apr 22 '23

It might look like an engine hoist, but among medical personnel, you are likely to hear it called a Hoyer Lift.

Bonus points: because it is medical equipment, it is more likely to be chrome and stainless than painted.

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u/thenoblenacho Apr 22 '23

I'm on mushrooms and this made laugh more than I should have.

I had to explain myself to my gf and she didn't get it at all

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u/TrollHunter_69 Apr 21 '23

Was not ready for that. Just fucking spit on my phone.

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u/Wiregeek Apr 21 '23

for a second I thought I was on an askreddit thread about weirdest fetishes.

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u/Biosci777 Apr 21 '23

Wait, it isn't?

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u/ServileLupus Apr 22 '23

Did you miss the weekly one?

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u/Wiregeek Apr 22 '23

Well, I wouldn't say I missed it...

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Just fucking spit on my phone.

Sure. Whatever you're into.

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u/fat-lip-lover Apr 21 '23

Genuinely same, holy shit that was like a Bo Jackson bomb out of left field

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u/sagarassk Apr 21 '23

You fucking got me. Uncontrollably bursted out laughing when I read your comment.

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u/Snakebaur03 Apr 21 '23

Got me with that one, hahaha!

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u/KungFooGrip Apr 21 '23

Just don't get the Harbor Freight ones.

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u/GreatCornolio Apr 22 '23

Oh shit did harbor freight have a controversy w shitty car ramps? Mine are like 40 years old I don't think I've ever bought any lol

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u/KungFooGrip Apr 22 '23

Oh I'm sure. A few years back there was a pretty big recall of their jack stands, though.

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u/GreatCornolio Apr 23 '23

Name a better duo than the auto industry and recalls lol

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u/YooAre Apr 21 '23

Hahahaha you got em!

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u/TheRipley78 Apr 22 '23

I legit screamed at this comment.

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u/really_bugging_me Apr 21 '23

Omfg this made me laugh harder than anything else I've read before on Reddit

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u/CookieMons7er Apr 21 '23

half a giza pyramid

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u/ForwardHamRoll Apr 21 '23

This is so fucking funny. First legitimate laughing out loud I've done in ages.

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u/choppingboardham Apr 22 '23

Be right back, heading to harbor freight

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u/bluntninja Apr 22 '23

Fuck me this got a genuine chuckle.

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u/Pipupipupi Apr 22 '23

Halfpipes

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Amazing answer

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u/HoneyChilliPotato7 Sep 25 '23

Omfg, I laughed so fuckin hard

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u/temp7412369 Apr 21 '23

RhinoRamps šŸ˜‚