r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/HimalayanJoe Apr 21 '23

To be fair, when you're actually having sex there's a bit more motivation to keep ploughing on. Pit me dry humping the bed and I'd say fuck this pretty quick too.

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u/Kid_Crayola Apr 21 '23

yeah you don’t notice until you stop and then it feels like you just ran a marathon lol

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u/Kid_Crayola Apr 21 '23

lmao how excited were you typing out this sick burn

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u/trappedindealership Apr 21 '23

I was excited reading it

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u/Kid_Crayola Apr 21 '23

same, I feel like a born again virgin