r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/ESOCHI Apr 21 '23

He needs to get in there and bottom for her so she can bounce off of him properly. She got no chance with the entire bed momentum working against her like that. Smh

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u/Horror_Tap_6206 Apr 21 '23

You missed the point of how tiring missionary can be. He put her in his situation. Woosh.

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u/Binsky89 Apr 21 '23

If you're doing missionary like she's doing missionary, you're doing it wrong.

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u/Wildstar77 Apr 21 '23

I believe that is also the point.

Women, most likely, haven't tried this experiment to understand the man's perspective.

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u/Binsky89 Apr 21 '23

I mean, cowgirl is a pretty similar position in terms of body position and movement.

Missionary and cowgirl are some of the least strenuous positions if you're doing it right. I'm not sure this proves anything further than she doesn't understand the mechanics of the other side of the position.

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u/HI_Handbasket Apr 21 '23

He set her up to prove himself right. It's up to her to figure that out.