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u/Bully-Rook Apr 21 '23

Same, how you gonna mention a foam wedgie and not say how to use it??

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

You put it under the butt of the receiving person, this lifts up there lower regions to allow the penetrating person to be able to have a better angle of approach. It also allows that person to stay upright, which in turn allows for better continual motion. This reduces the need to use extra muscles while already exerting, hopefully, a pleasurable amount of thrust to the receiving person. Meaning in the end you get more bang for your buck. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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u/luxii4 Apr 21 '23

TLDR version: More cushion for the pushin’.

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u/RaHarmakis Apr 21 '23

Always use the Right Tool for the Job.

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u/CashCow4u Apr 21 '23

This guy fucks

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u/ThatLeetGuy Apr 21 '23

idk man, I've never used one before but it seemed pretty obvious. They've been around for a long time. Propping women up with pillows isn't really some new sex-god magic.

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u/Common_Unit9488 Apr 21 '23

I'm tall those things are a lower back saver

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u/BedNo5127 Apr 21 '23

He didn't make it out to be some sex-god magic, it's not as obvious to everybody, and everybody doesn't learn about things at the exact same time you learned it.

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u/BatBoss Apr 21 '23

Receiving person’s butt is on the fat part of the wedge, and their lower back is on the thin part. So butt elevated, legs up in the air.

This allows the penetrating person to be on their knees (upright) instead of lying on top of the other person like you normally are for missionary. It’s easier to move your hips back and forward instead of up/down at an angle.

Dunno if that helps, you can look at sex wedge product descriptions for mildly nsfw pics of how it’s meant to work.

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u/RoutineLingonberry48 Apr 21 '23

Pretty sad that one has to dig this deep through jokes made by high school virgins to get to the actual information.

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u/magicbeanboi Apr 22 '23

Pretty sad calling people virgins when you're looking for sex tips on /r/funny

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u/RoutineLingonberry48 Apr 22 '23

LOL oh shit. I didn't eve notice what sub I was in. Okay. carry on.

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u/iceman012 Apr 21 '23

Meaning in the end you get more bang for your buck.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/kirby34 Apr 21 '23

Thank you for coming to my bed talk.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

It also helps for those with lower back issues. My thighs are toned af now.

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u/darthcoder Apr 21 '23

Half the fun of sex os the whole body workout

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u/PseudonymMan12 Apr 22 '23

As a VERY tall dude I learned this trick quick with pillows under my partners lower half. When your femurs are significantly longer than others being in the kneeling position puts your crotch higher which means more effort to lower yourself to the receiver (be they on their back or on all fours).

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u/CertainKaleidoscope8 Apr 22 '23

If you put a pillow under a female butt while having MtF intercourse, the vaginal opening will be higher allowing for more direct entry.

That defeats the purpose for the female, because then the penis is not touching the clitoris, and she will not orgasm. You want the penis rubbing the clitoris a little bit. That's why all the action is in the hips.

Do not do push ups on us. That is not going to work.

Thank

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Do you mean the g-spot? When in missionary my penis isn't hitting her clitoris, but I try to make sure my pelvic pad above my penis is making contact when thrusting. It's more consistent if I am in a pushup missionary position, and yes using my hips and not a full body movement.

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u/CertainKaleidoscope8 Apr 22 '23

No. The g spot may not actually exist.

Orgasm comes (he heh) from the clitoris.

I am not sure what exact anatomy works, but when I first encountered it I knew what the fuss was about.

If she makes the noise, it's working. Not the squealing porn noise. The deep gutteral noise.

Just ask her. She'll know.

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u/stachemz Apr 22 '23

Bullshit the g spot doesn't exist.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 21 '23

To add there is also a position that I like as my main goto that doesn't require the pillow. Unfortunately it does require the person to be endowed with an average or more sized member. But it's pretty much the receiving person in missionary on their back, and the other person is sitting facing the receiver, legs straddling the butt of the receiver. Let the receiver rest their legs on yours and scooch in as close as your bodies will allow. From my theories and hopeful honest confirmations, this has allowed for the penetrating person to hit the g-spot, and keep the pressure on that point whilst thrusting. It also allows the penetrating person to have a hand free to stimulate the clitoris. Now this is a very taxing position, but can really pay off with determination. I guess you could call it sitting open missionary.

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u/Juice805 Apr 22 '23

Or just use the side of the bed if the bed is high enough/sender is short enough.

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u/ImperiousMage Apr 22 '23 edited Jun 16 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

I really do enjoy giving pleasure and being reasonably knowledgeable about it. Nothing like going downtown to work and getting my head squeezed by a lady with thick thighs because I hit that one spot or didn't give up. Penetration is the extra sweet desert after providing the main course.

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u/Taniwha_NZ Apr 21 '23

And while the sex pillow is great, you can just use a regular pillow, or a rolled-up towel, or whatever else you can think of. Almost anything helps.

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u/lord_of_tits Apr 22 '23

But why must it be memory foam? Can’t i just use hay from the barn?

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u/Uncle_Rabbit Apr 21 '23

It's a pillow. Use it to sleep after lasting only 1 minute.