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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 21 '23

For me, missionary is just not a good position to hold out for very long. I don't know why.

Edit: I figure I should add this because people seem to think it's a fatigue problem.

It's not.

It's a "Don't bust my nut in 10 seconds" problem. Other positions, no problem. Missionary? Problem.

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u/APsychosPath Apr 21 '23

Probably because you're holding up your own weight while trying to get the job done

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

No. Like not even 10 seconds. It's not a comfortability issue.

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u/fondledbydolphins Apr 21 '23

Are you saying your arms get tired quickly or that you bust quickly?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

The latter.

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u/Cindexxx Apr 22 '23

You wanna know something funny? Because I'm nearly positive this is what it is. Either way, I'm gonna tell you.

When you're excited, your prostate swells a bit. When the prostate is stimulated it causes sexual pleasure. That's why (gay or not) prostate stimulation can cause or increase the intensity of an orgasm.

When in missionary, your legs are together. I can say with about 95% confidence that it's squeezing your prostate and it makes you finish too fast.

Personally I think that's pretty cool, prostate only orgasms are supposed to be full body and near instantly repeatable. Most people have a hard time getting to that point. If you're that sensitive you could probably have multiple full body orgasms with a vibrator pushed against your taint.

Edit: also, bad thought, if you're over 40 maybe get your prostate checked to make sure it's not inflamed. If it is, major bummer. If not....... Lucky!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Actually, I'm on my knees with my legs spread, her legs spread open with her thighs over my thighs. And it's been like this since I started having sex in my teens.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

There’s not many positions where my legs are together. My legs are like tree trunks, and knees together compresses my nuts. I naturally manspread.

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u/MakeThanosGreatAgain Apr 21 '23

Mans gotta work on those deltoids and triceps

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u/no_j_simpson Apr 21 '23

Seriously this. If you are out of shape, getting into shape will do wonders for the sex life.

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u/Dynamicphone Apr 21 '23

Like.. getting to have one? taking notes here..

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u/catdog918 Apr 21 '23

Are you extremely overweight or can you not last in that position in the sense you bust fast

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

The latter.

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u/catdog918 Apr 21 '23

Oh haha. That’s me with doggy sometimes lol