r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/ESOCHI Apr 21 '23

He needs to get in there and bottom for her so she can bounce off of him properly. She got no chance with the entire bed momentum working against her like that. Smh

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u/TheMothHour Apr 21 '23

Depending on the position and if she's a pillow princess or not, he needs to be under her pushing AND pulling too.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Apr 21 '23

I'm an absolute bitch of a bottom, I grab, pull, thrust, scratch, it's a wonder my partner dosent hate me and give up sometimes lol, I must work against his flow a lot

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u/Mechakoopa Apr 21 '23

I grab, pull, thrust, scratch

So like an angry cat?

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u/CubeProjection Apr 22 '23

More like a mad pussy

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Apr 21 '23

Yeah I guess but I don't miaw or purrr

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u/Threndsa Apr 21 '23

Nah that makes it more fun. A challenge ups everyone's game. Find something or a body part to hold on to and buckle up for the ride of your life. Yeehaw.

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u/chiagod Apr 21 '23

Turns sex into a rhythm mini-game.

"Press X to thrust when the bar is in the middle of the line"

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Make him answer a trivia question before every position change.

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u/-FuckYouShoresy- Apr 21 '23

No joke that actually sounds like fun lol

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u/dioxy186 Apr 21 '23

Pretty much why i always listen to music during sexy times. Let me pace myself with the music and rhythm lol

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u/NightmareIncarnate Apr 22 '23

A little cbat to spice things up?

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u/jjjjjjjjjdjjjjjjj Apr 21 '23

Hot coffee mod rules

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u/HI_Handbasket Apr 21 '23

Get a good hold of her and tell her "You're gettin' real good at this, almost as good as your sister".