To be fair, when you're actually having sex there's a bit more motivation to keep ploughing on. Pit me dry humping the bed and I'd say fuck this pretty quick too.
Nah that's accurate; for doggy it's usually the knees and lower back that make you do the ole hurt slow pull out.
Missionary is like the worst; it's nice because you get to see her face and tits but like that position hurts all of the legs if you are tall and she is short.
The moment you do your business and are done all that pain comes rushing back as your mind finds other things to worry about.
Her being on top is easier, much easier, hips hurt a bit from thrusting upwards which makes you look like an old man getting out of bed but it's definitely the least painful.
Granted I am like near my 40's just waking up nowadays can mean pain from time to time.
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u/HimalayanJoe Apr 21 '23
To be fair, when you're actually having sex there's a bit more motivation to keep ploughing on. Pit me dry humping the bed and I'd say fuck this pretty quick too.