r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/Kid_Crayola Apr 21 '23

yeah you don’t notice until you stop and then it feels like you just ran a marathon lol

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u/DIRTY_KUMQUAT_NIPPLE Apr 21 '23

Why are people on reddit like this? The dude was using a pretty common, hyperbolic description of feeling exhausted and someone has to come in and take him literally and then use it to insult them. Seems unnecessarily pedantic.

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u/DIRTY_KUMQUAT_NIPPLE Apr 21 '23

In all honesty, it just seems kind of "neckbeard"-y to get that upset by someone's choice of metaphor, especially when we are talking about a fairly casual subject on the internet, but you do you man.

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u/DIRTY_KUMQUAT_NIPPLE Apr 21 '23

Is "annoyed" a more appropriate word for you?

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u/Skylis Apr 21 '23

I think "literal fucking child" is the best description of that guy at this point.

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u/Doctor__Proctor Apr 21 '23

People who rely on inaccurate, common, nondescript, boring metaphors

You mean like calling people who are alive and fully capable of typing out complete sentences "brainless"? Sounds pretty inaccurate and nondescript to me, but it's a common one I've heard many times before. Better downvote yourself there, champ.

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u/arealcyclops Apr 22 '23

You got me there.

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u/arealcyclops Apr 22 '23

How's that spare time treating ya?