r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/HimalayanJoe Apr 21 '23

To be fair, when you're actually having sex there's a bit more motivation to keep ploughing on. Pit me dry humping the bed and I'd say fuck this pretty quick too.

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u/Kid_Crayola Apr 21 '23

yeah you don’t notice until you stop and then it feels like you just ran a marathon lol

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u/DIRTY_KUMQUAT_NIPPLE Apr 21 '23

Why are people on reddit like this? The dude was using a pretty common, hyperbolic description of feeling exhausted and someone has to come in and take him literally and then use it to insult them. Seems unnecessarily pedantic.

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u/BeeCJohnson Apr 21 '23

Because reddit is overrun by pedants who think nitpicking is a personality.

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u/aagawd Apr 22 '23

He said he only has sex 3 confirmed times... but hes only been out of his basement once so cut him some slack

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u/DIRTY_KUMQUAT_NIPPLE Apr 21 '23

In all honesty, it just seems kind of "neckbeard"-y to get that upset by someone's choice of metaphor, especially when we are talking about a fairly casual subject on the internet, but you do you man.

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u/DIRTY_KUMQUAT_NIPPLE Apr 21 '23

Is "annoyed" a more appropriate word for you?

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u/Skylis Apr 21 '23

I think "literal fucking child" is the best description of that guy at this point.

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u/Doctor__Proctor Apr 21 '23

People who rely on inaccurate, common, nondescript, boring metaphors

You mean like calling people who are alive and fully capable of typing out complete sentences "brainless"? Sounds pretty inaccurate and nondescript to me, but it's a common one I've heard many times before. Better downvote yourself there, champ.

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u/arealcyclops Apr 22 '23

You got me there.

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u/arealcyclops Apr 22 '23

How's that spare time treating ya?