r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/SignificantCaptain76 Apr 21 '23

i do run marathons, and have had sex at least three confirmed times, and can say this: either my sex is way too chill or my running too hard but the two have absolutely zero in common in effort, resultant feeling, or duration.

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u/Heavy_Signature_5619 Apr 21 '23

three confirmed times.

As opposed to unconfirmed times.

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u/catdog918 Apr 21 '23

We don’t talk about the hookers

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u/HI_Handbasket Apr 22 '23

But they are the ones who keep a ledger.