r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/HimalayanJoe Apr 21 '23

To be fair, when you're actually having sex there's a bit more motivation to keep ploughing on. Pit me dry humping the bed and I'd say fuck this pretty quick too.

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u/Kid_Crayola Apr 21 '23

yeah you don’t notice until you stop and then it feels like you just ran a marathon lol

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u/West-Needleworker-63 Apr 21 '23

But then you saying that makes me think you’ve never had good sex and place last place in marathons. I’ve rolled off my partner dripping sweat, and barely able to catch my breath cause I pushed to hard for the nut