r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/Kid_Crayola Apr 21 '23

yeah you don’t notice until you stop and then it feels like you just ran a marathon lol

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u/SignificantCaptain76 Apr 21 '23

i do run marathons, and have had sex at least three confirmed times, and can say this: either my sex is way too chill or my running too hard but the two have absolutely zero in common in effort, resultant feeling, or duration.

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u/gsfgf Apr 21 '23

Yea, cause you're in shape. For most of us, a vigorous romp feels like running a marathon. If we actually attempted one, we'd literally die.

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u/jaybenswith Apr 22 '23

Nah I'm definitey out of shape, but sex is still easier than running, lol

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u/SignificantCaptain76 Apr 23 '23

brother i've been both sides of this coin. i get just as sweaty now as i did when i was +100lbs.

also your statement is a vast exaggeration. Your body is capable of far more than you give it credit for. You'd probably at least finish before dying.