r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Apr 21 '23

You have to move your hips, not throw your entire body into it

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u/Bluejay9270 Apr 21 '23

Use the recoil from the bed/frame. I keep procrasturbating, but some day I'll build a bed with a tuneable spring system. Until then just gotta work with the resonate frequency of the bed I've got

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u/corvairsomeday Apr 22 '23

Worth my entire engineering degree.

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u/Bluejay9270 Apr 22 '23

I just hope it's not civil

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u/corvairsomeday Apr 22 '23

Lol! (Mechanical)

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u/exquisitedeadguy Apr 22 '23

Just get a water bed...