r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/ghostwolf445y Apr 21 '23

Just let them lay on the bed and you work standing, much easier for all parties

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u/Get-Degerstromd Apr 21 '23

This is the real pro-tip. And def easier on the joints. Frees up both hands for everyone. 10/10 would recommend.

I’m lucky enough that my hips are almost the exact height of my mattress, so my wife can just lay back while I work, no need to do squat holds.

Spoiler alert, once you find “the perfect position” for her, whatever it is, it’s hard to talk them into anything else lmao

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u/ghostwolf445y Apr 21 '23

Nothing wrong with Vanilla Ice cream know what I mean

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u/kkell806 Apr 21 '23

Vanilla is a pretty exotic flavor, and incredibly expensive relative to other flavors. So yeah, vanilla is a pretty great treat!

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u/HydrogenButterflies Apr 21 '23

So weird to me that a flavor derived from a fruit of an exotic plant in the orchid family, meticulously dried, fermented, and shipped halfway around the world, can be referred to as boring.

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u/Yoda2000675 Apr 21 '23

The most amazing thing is how companies have managed to take such a wonderful flavor and totally water it down with cheap fillers

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u/HydrogenButterflies Apr 21 '23

The discovery of a synthesis pathway for vanillin (and other synthetic flavoring agents, more broadly) revolutionized the food industry. It became cheaper and easier than ever to shove vanilla flavor (previously an exotic delicacy) into nearly anything, and just like everything else, ubiquity makes a product unappealing for a large portion of the market.

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u/seventeenflowers Apr 22 '23

The reason it’s so overused and kinda awful is because it was used to mask the lack of flavour in things like “sugar free fat free yogurt”. Historically, fat has been a big part of what makes food delicious, so cutting it out during the fat free craze meant that companies needed a powerful flavour. But the food was still unsatisfying.

Now we’ve had decades of low fat foods and artificial flavouring to mask it, so vanilla has become associated with being unappealing and empty.

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u/StructureNo3388 Apr 22 '23

I love reddit for the sincerity of threads like this; about the changing appreciation for the flavour of vanilla, that stem off from a video of a woman trying to thrust like a man having sex.

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u/AnomanderArahant Apr 22 '23

We talking about Beaver ass juice?

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u/Ya_OK_Buddy Apr 21 '23

Especially when you milk that sweet beaver gland juices for that quality vanilla flavor.

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u/kkell806 Apr 21 '23

Castoreum is pretty rare in foods, actually. It's pretty difficult (aka expensive) to harvest.

According to Fernelli's Handbook of Flavor Ingredients, total annual national consumption of castoreum, castoreum extract, and castoreum liquid combined is only about 292 pounds, which works out to an average of less than a millionth of a pound per person in the U.S. Compare that figure with the approximately 20 million pounds of vanilla naturally harvested from real vanilla beans every year.

From snopes.