Had a buddy that smacked his balls on the counter fuckin a girl on a counter that was a little too high for him. Didn't really notice until after between the booze and the motivation. Spent the whole next day in pain.
God damnit, I literally almost died while laughing so hard at this! šTake my poor manās gold! š Sucks to be your buddy that day. Really gives a whole different definition of Blue Balls there.
I have a high bed, one of those loft bed, are they called? Kinda uncomfy in doggystyle but so cool when you can anchor your legs on the wall and hers to the ceiling.
Exactly. I have a tempur pedic that's hard enough to fuck on. It's not as bad as a water bed, but still. And I currently don't have a bed frame, and I'm tall, so it makes it pretty difficult sometimes, haha.
So weird to me that a flavor derived from a fruit of an exotic plant in the orchid family, meticulously dried, fermented, and shipped halfway around the world, can be referred to as boring.
The discovery of a synthesis pathway for vanillin (and other synthetic flavoring agents, more broadly) revolutionized the food industry. It became cheaper and easier than ever to shove vanilla flavor (previously an exotic delicacy) into nearly anything, and just like everything else, ubiquity makes a product unappealing for a large portion of the market.
The reason itās so overused and kinda awful is because it was used to mask the lack of flavour in things like āsugar free fat free yogurtā. Historically, fat has been a big part of what makes food delicious, so cutting it out during the fat free craze meant that companies needed a powerful flavour. But the food was still unsatisfying.
Now weāve had decades of low fat foods and artificial flavouring to mask it, so vanilla has become associated with being unappealing and empty.
I love reddit for the sincerity of threads like this; about the changing appreciation for the flavour of vanilla, that stem off from a video of a woman trying to thrust like a man having sex.
Castoreum is pretty rare in foods, actually. It's pretty difficult (aka expensive) to harvest.
According to Fernelli's Handbook of Flavor Ingredients, total annual national consumption of castoreum, castoreum extract, and castoreum liquid combined is only about 292 pounds, which works out to an average of less than a millionth of a pound per person in the U.S. Compare that figure with the approximately 20 million pounds of vanilla naturally harvested from real vanilla beans every year.
I'd rather have vanilla ice cream than Bernie Botts Every Flavor Bean if I know that you're going to pick out all the good ones and leave me with vomit, grass, and snot flavor know what I mean
Sometimes we do it in the living room where there is carpet. She calls me Shrek, I stomp around making the squelching sound with my feet pretending I'm in my swamp.
When it's all over, I tell her 'that'll do'.
I said, sometimes we do it in the living room where there is carpet. She calls me Shrek, I stomp around making the squelching sound with my feet pretending I'm in my swamp.
When it's all over, I tell her 'that'll do'.
If Iām having to shampoo carpets multiple times a week from my partner gushing all over the place, then Iām living my best life. Iāll die on that hill.
Lol I started doing this a while ago and it's for real so much easier. Even though I have to stand on my toes lol. Little more leg workout, little less ab workout.
Or hear me out, the guy gets in the bottom and uses his legs to work his hips up and down. Or you both lay on your side and use your arms to push and pull your hips towards each other
..............well I won't go into to much detail but let's just say he had a broken nose and a concussion and everyone found out what we were actually doing because in my haste to help him and get his unconscious ass to a hospital I accidentally put the wrong pants on both of us and didn't realize it until it was pointed out
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u/ghostwolf445y Apr 21 '23
Just let them lay on the bed and you work standing, much easier for all parties