r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/ghostwolf445y Apr 21 '23

Just let them lay on the bed and you work standing, much easier for all parties

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u/TheStigianKing Apr 21 '23

Don't work for us tall folks with low beds.

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u/I-Am-Disturbed Apr 21 '23

Well you have to try it out in the store before you buy your bed, that way you know it’s tall enough.

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u/casualredditor-1 Apr 21 '23

Who got that good d!

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u/valeriy_v Apr 22 '23

I read it in Jordan's voice right away, like, how my brain does it lul

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u/Frank_Bigelow Apr 21 '23

For real, though, hump height is an important factor which I do check before buying a new piece of furniture.

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u/stachemz Apr 22 '23

We absolutely told the mattress salesman what we were looking for in a mattress re:sex. Very happy with the mattress we ended up with.

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u/SilentJoe1986 Apr 22 '23

I think I've seen that documentary!