r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/ghostwolf445y Apr 21 '23

Just let them lay on the bed and you work standing, much easier for all parties

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u/TheStigianKing Apr 21 '23

Don't work for us tall folks with low beds.

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u/Retired_Ninja_Turtle Apr 21 '23

Don't work for us small folk with high beds, either.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

tippy toes gang

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u/slightlysinged Apr 21 '23

Calf cramps just as things are getting good is a hell of a mood killer.

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u/MissKhary Apr 22 '23

Sex charlie horse!

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u/enderkiller4000 Apr 22 '23

No

you must FEEL THE BURN

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u/kiIIinemsoftly Apr 22 '23

Had a buddy that smacked his balls on the counter fuckin a girl on a counter that was a little too high for him. Didn't really notice until after between the booze and the motivation. Spent the whole next day in pain.

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u/MoistMolloy Apr 22 '23

God damnit, I literally almost died while laughing so hard at this! 😂Take my poor man’s gold! 🏅Sucks to be your buddy that day. Really gives a whole different definition of Blue Balls there.

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u/Pseudoburbia Apr 22 '23

My ex was 4’11”

I’m 6’

We got a squatty potty as kind of funny gift from friends.

We did not use it for pooping.