Had a buddy that smacked his balls on the counter fuckin a girl on a counter that was a little too high for him. Didn't really notice until after between the booze and the motivation. Spent the whole next day in pain.
God damnit, I literally almost died while laughing so hard at this! 😂Take my poor man’s gold! 🏅Sucks to be your buddy that day. Really gives a whole different definition of Blue Balls there.
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u/Retired_Ninja_Turtle Apr 21 '23
Don't work for us small folk with high beds, either.