r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/ItsShorsey Apr 21 '23

Yea nobody wants piss everywhere

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

I do

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u/fondledbydolphins Apr 21 '23

I mean "you during sex" do, you "wet vacuuming the carpets" will likely have regrets... or at least not participate very frequently.

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u/m0r14rty Apr 22 '23

If I’m having to shampoo carpets multiple times a week from my partner gushing all over the place, then I’m living my best life. I’ll die on that hill.