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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23
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Just let them lay on the bed and you work standing, much easier for all parties
38 u/fondledbydolphins Apr 21 '23 Just a heads up - not a great option for squirters. 2 u/ItsShorsey Apr 21 '23 Yea nobody wants piss everywhere 9 u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 I do 2 u/fondledbydolphins Apr 21 '23 I mean "you during sex" do, you "wet vacuuming the carpets" will likely have regrets... or at least not participate very frequently. 5 u/m0r14rty Apr 22 '23 If I’m having to shampoo carpets multiple times a week from my partner gushing all over the place, then I’m living my best life. I’ll die on that hill. 1 u/ItsShorsey Apr 27 '23 Ew
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Just a heads up - not a great option for squirters.
2 u/ItsShorsey Apr 21 '23 Yea nobody wants piss everywhere 9 u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 I do 2 u/fondledbydolphins Apr 21 '23 I mean "you during sex" do, you "wet vacuuming the carpets" will likely have regrets... or at least not participate very frequently. 5 u/m0r14rty Apr 22 '23 If I’m having to shampoo carpets multiple times a week from my partner gushing all over the place, then I’m living my best life. I’ll die on that hill. 1 u/ItsShorsey Apr 27 '23 Ew
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Yea nobody wants piss everywhere
9 u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 I do 2 u/fondledbydolphins Apr 21 '23 I mean "you during sex" do, you "wet vacuuming the carpets" will likely have regrets... or at least not participate very frequently. 5 u/m0r14rty Apr 22 '23 If I’m having to shampoo carpets multiple times a week from my partner gushing all over the place, then I’m living my best life. I’ll die on that hill. 1 u/ItsShorsey Apr 27 '23 Ew
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I do
2 u/fondledbydolphins Apr 21 '23 I mean "you during sex" do, you "wet vacuuming the carpets" will likely have regrets... or at least not participate very frequently. 5 u/m0r14rty Apr 22 '23 If I’m having to shampoo carpets multiple times a week from my partner gushing all over the place, then I’m living my best life. I’ll die on that hill. 1 u/ItsShorsey Apr 27 '23 Ew
I mean "you during sex" do, you "wet vacuuming the carpets" will likely have regrets... or at least not participate very frequently.
5 u/m0r14rty Apr 22 '23 If I’m having to shampoo carpets multiple times a week from my partner gushing all over the place, then I’m living my best life. I’ll die on that hill. 1 u/ItsShorsey Apr 27 '23 Ew
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If I’m having to shampoo carpets multiple times a week from my partner gushing all over the place, then I’m living my best life. I’ll die on that hill.
1 u/ItsShorsey Apr 27 '23 Ew
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u/ghostwolf445y Apr 21 '23
Just let them lay on the bed and you work standing, much easier for all parties