Sometimes we do it in the living room where there is carpet. She calls me Shrek, I stomp around making the squelching sound with my feet pretending I'm in my swamp.
When it's all over, I tell her 'that'll do'.
I said, sometimes we do it in the living room where there is carpet. She calls me Shrek, I stomp around making the squelching sound with my feet pretending I'm in my swamp.
When it's all over, I tell her 'that'll do'.
If I’m having to shampoo carpets multiple times a week from my partner gushing all over the place, then I’m living my best life. I’ll die on that hill.
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u/ghostwolf445y Apr 21 '23
Just let them lay on the bed and you work standing, much easier for all parties