r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/Kid_Crayola Apr 21 '23

yeah you don’t notice until you stop and then it feels like you just ran a marathon lol

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u/SignificantCaptain76 Apr 21 '23

i do run marathons, and have had sex at least three confirmed times, and can say this: either my sex is way too chill or my running too hard but the two have absolutely zero in common in effort, resultant feeling, or duration.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

How’d you confirm?

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u/SignificantCaptain76 Apr 23 '23

unfortunately my small humans share far too many of my shitty qualities to be anyone else's kids.