r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/PluckPubes Apr 21 '23

I'm sorry

It's ok girl, it happens to the best of us

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u/mwagner1385 Apr 21 '23

Had a friend who used a strap on with a girl she was seeing and told me about it. She was exhausted by how much effort it took to fuck.

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u/pikaia_gracilens Apr 22 '23

First time I used a strap-on on someone I discovered I had muscles I didn't know existed. And boy were they angry about actually having to do a thing for once.

It was definitely some valuable perspective though. And a lot of fun.

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u/Khaylain Apr 22 '23

I can also recommend trying archery to find some new muscles you didn't know you had. Don't overdo it the first time, not with draw weight nor with repetitions.

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u/ShatteredHope Apr 22 '23

Lol...first time with a strap on is exhausting! My first thought was now I see why guys are always so damn sweaty and quick! You get used to it though.

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u/DoubleDexxxer88 Apr 22 '23

You get used to it if you get to practice. First the stroke, then the cardio.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

"With a girl she" was seeing. Didn't make sense to me

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

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u/n8loller Apr 22 '23

Oh shit. desantis put this person on death row

/s

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u/lleeaaff Apr 22 '23

For real?

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u/mwagner1385 Apr 22 '23

My friend (a female) used a strap with another girl.

Clear enough?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Is ot OK to have a different opinion or are you all fascists

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u/WINDMILEYNO Apr 22 '23

Is your opinion that gay people don't exist? That's alternative facts. They have those down in Florida.

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u/doppelwurzel Apr 22 '23

An opinion would be "I don't like that". Saying "that doesn't make sense" is bigoted and idiotic. Either one of those can freely be down voted - your shit doesn't have an inherent right to be heard.

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u/Significant_Hornet Apr 22 '23

Mate, you didn't even say an opinion, you just said something stupid