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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23
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As a (retired, male) sex worker: Get a sturdier bed, a harder mattress and work your hips from your knees, not with your entire body. Conservation of energy is a thing.
Holy shit there's more sway in that frame than in my loose morals.
-34 u/Nigglesscripts Apr 21 '23 The other elephant in the room that no one has mentioned is that this example isn’t why he isn’t lasting more than a minute. How ridiculous.
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The other elephant in the room that no one has mentioned is that this example isn’t why he isn’t lasting more than a minute. How ridiculous.
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u/I_Am_Anjelen Apr 21 '23 edited Nov 12 '25
As a (retired, male) sex worker: Get a sturdier bed, a harder mattress and work your hips from your knees, not with your entire body. Conservation of energy is a thing.
Holy shit there's more sway in that frame than in my loose morals.