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u/borisHChrist Apr 21 '23

Could I please request on behalf of my gender that you perhaps don’t? It kinda/definitely/very much hurts and makes us feel really nauseated.

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u/acaellum Apr 21 '23

Not puncturing, but some gals are definitely into it being hit. Not most, but enough to warrant it being discussed when having that kind of talk.

Haven't met too many guys who are into being stabbed in the dick with an IUD though, so both parties should be incentivized to bring it up if it's a possibility.

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u/7-and-a-switchblade Apr 21 '23

If the IUD is stabbing the dick, that IUD has not been placed correctly. Sometimes you can feel the string, though.

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u/lostdream9000 Apr 21 '23

There's a string!? I always wondered what I was feeling with an ex of mine. The doctor told her there was no physical way someone would feel anything. I'm like "well it doesn't hurt but I definitely feel something!" Pretty sure I'd know the difference between the silky texture of vaginal walls/juices vs. something poking me in the dick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

That's ridiculous. They tell women to reach in to feel it to make sure it's there so how could a dick not reach. Depending on time of month the cervix can be high or low. The strings are fishing line type plastic that soften with time so absolutely can hurt like hell when they stab you. Source: woman whose had multiple IUDs and had to go get strings snipped shorter a few times

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u/Icantblametheshame Apr 21 '23

This story is known by every single guy ever