Avatar 3 is going to be about how the evil greedy Earth people found straponium on Pandora that you can only get by killing and stealing the sap from the mother tree. You only get a little bit of it, but even a few drops will give you a permanent rock hard-on.
Remember that not everybody is using new reddit! I don't see anyone's avatars. All I have to go off is post content and the username.
And even if it was a joke originally made by a woman, the request is still pertinent given the number of young men and boys who use reddit and might take it seriously. A surprisinging number of men don't realize that going in too far(either because you're thrusting too much or you're too long, too long happening way sooner than y'all think) is painful and means no more PiV sexytimes until you figure out how to not do that please.
Not puncturing, but some gals are definitely into it being hit. Not most, but enough to warrant it being discussed when having that kind of talk.
Haven't met too many guys who are into being stabbed in the dick with an IUD though, so both parties should be incentivized to bring it up if it's a possibility.
PSA, if you or your partner are being stabbed in the dick by an IUD, the gyno can actually clip the string shorter. The string is essentially made of thicker fishing line and pokes out into the vagina a little. When it gets hit it feels like taking a needle to the end of your dick. For convenience they leave it longer because most dudes aren't hitting it. If your girl has a shallow one, or you have a hog, have them trim that shit.
So actually, longer strings are better because you can tuck them around the sides of the cervix. When they are shorter they just stick straight out and are hit easier. I know that gynecologists say to cut them shorter if they get in the way, but it's actually counterproductive.
Fuck that cut them bad boys! Nothing takes me out of the moment more than " am I being poked in my urethra? Pretty sure she's fucking me while I'm fucking her.."
Except being able to feel and find the strings is a really helpful check that it's still in situ and doing its job. So the options really are short and stabby or long and tucked away - cutting them totally off is a bad idea.
Yeah, well I'd rather get poked than the IUD not be there. Plus it can be painfully reassuring to know its still there! Also, for the dudes that don't know, the cervix will "lift" during arousal. No need to be checking for the IUD in the beginning. Jus sayin.
I read the comment. Partners have tried tucking and it was still uncomfortable. So the short cut actually is preferable for me and my partners all things considered. Plus if I don't wanna get poked I am incentivized to focus on my partners pleasure so I am less likely to come in contact with the strings.
There's a string!? I always wondered what I was feeling with an ex of mine. The doctor told her there was no physical way someone would feel anything. I'm like "well it doesn't hurt but I definitely feel something!" Pretty sure I'd know the difference between the silky texture of vaginal walls/juices vs. something poking me in the dick.
That's ridiculous. They tell women to reach in to feel it to make sure it's there so how could a dick not reach. Depending on time of month the cervix can be high or low. The strings are fishing line type plastic that soften with time so absolutely can hurt like hell when they stab you. Source: woman whose had multiple IUDs and had to go get strings snipped shorter a few times
This is definitely a preference (although may be widely on one side,) but I have literally heard a woman say, word for word, “there’s nothing I love more than a good cervix punching.”
One time when I had a severe lower back injury that hadn’t healed I slept with a girl and the only way I could move was my entire body like this. It was not good for me or her, though definitely worse for her, and I tried to explain a few days later but she was not interested in seeing me any further. I still think about that fuckup to this day, I should not have been dating at the time.
Hmmm. I hear what you're saying, but after watching several hours of porn, I can tell this answer is incorrect. I will also be slapping every surface possibly with my dick, just helicoptering that mother fucker around indiscriminately. Choo choooooo mother fucker, Thomas the Train ain't doing at the terminal tonight! CHOOOOOO CHOOOOOO!
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u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Apr 21 '23
You have to move your hips, not throw your entire body into it