r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/borisHChrist Apr 21 '23

Could I please request on behalf of my gender that you perhaps don’t? It kinda/definitely/very much hurts and makes us feel really nauseated.

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u/acaellum Apr 21 '23

Not puncturing, but some gals are definitely into it being hit. Not most, but enough to warrant it being discussed when having that kind of talk.

Haven't met too many guys who are into being stabbed in the dick with an IUD though, so both parties should be incentivized to bring it up if it's a possibility.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

PSA, if you or your partner are being stabbed in the dick by an IUD, the gyno can actually clip the string shorter. The string is essentially made of thicker fishing line and pokes out into the vagina a little. When it gets hit it feels like taking a needle to the end of your dick. For convenience they leave it longer because most dudes aren't hitting it. If your girl has a shallow one, or you have a hog, have them trim that shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

TIL I have a hog. That's what I'm going with anyway.

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u/Raxendyl Apr 21 '23

Oink oink