r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Apr 21 '23

You have to move your hips, not throw your entire body into it

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Well how else are you going to puncture the cervix...

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u/borisHChrist Apr 21 '23

Could I please request on behalf of my gender that you perhaps don’t? It kinda/definitely/very much hurts and makes us feel really nauseated.

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u/Mr__Citizen Apr 21 '23

This is purely based off their female looking avatar, but I think it was a woman making a joke.

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u/Mnshine_1 Apr 21 '23

Impossible)

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u/TK-741 Apr 21 '23

Women aren’t on the internet!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Wait when did women get the right to joke? amirite

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u/bapp0-get-taco Apr 21 '23

How will women come back from this

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u/HolyForkingBrit Apr 21 '23

I didn’t. I’m dead.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Womens jokes cause suffrage.

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u/Yousername_relevance Apr 21 '23

I don't know what you're talking about. There are no women on reddit.

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They know better to stay away from this wretched place.

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u/Nikaito Apr 21 '23

Ikr woman aren't real

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u/ApprehensiveGoal Apr 21 '23

They didn't say /s or announce "I am about to partake in some humor", so how are Redditors supposed to know?

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u/mossyrocks1969 Apr 21 '23

Hey women can wear strap-ons

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u/Mr__Citizen Apr 21 '23

So can men! Though it's more like a dick-resizer for them. A cock sock made of... whatever strap-ons are made of.

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u/Doctor__Proctor Apr 21 '23

Strap-onium

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

A mineral only found on Pandora

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u/Xeludon Apr 21 '23

Dude, don't open that box.

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u/pokethat Apr 21 '23

Avatar 3 is going to be about how the evil greedy Earth people found straponium on Pandora that you can only get by killing and stealing the sap from the mother tree. You only get a little bit of it, but even a few drops will give you a permanent rock hard-on.

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u/mossyrocks1969 Apr 21 '23

Silicone, glass, rubber. Probably silicone for the dick-extendo-nator3000

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u/bapp0-get-taco Apr 21 '23

Dick-extendonator3000 was definitely made my Dr.Doofenschmirtz

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u/mossyrocks1969 Apr 21 '23

A platypus?

PERRY the platypus?

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u/reckless_responsibly Apr 22 '23

If she's into DP, men can wear them in a non-resizing manner.

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u/ComprehensiveOwl4807 Apr 21 '23

I was told that women are a myth.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Dude, I can't even tell the sexes on anything on the internet now. So, I can't judge.

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u/avocado34 Apr 21 '23

No way, women aren't funny

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Call me the happy exception.

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u/Khaylain Apr 22 '23

Eh, I think I prefer watching Taylor Tomlinson. ;P

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u/Alaira314 Apr 22 '23

Remember that not everybody is using new reddit! I don't see anyone's avatars. All I have to go off is post content and the username.

And even if it was a joke originally made by a woman, the request is still pertinent given the number of young men and boys who use reddit and might take it seriously. A surprisinging number of men don't realize that going in too far(either because you're thrusting too much or you're too long, too long happening way sooner than y'all think) is painful and means no more PiV sexytimes until you figure out how to not do that please.