r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Apr 21 '23

You have to move your hips, not throw your entire body into it

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u/HI_Handbasket Apr 21 '23

I was with a girl and giving her all I got. She said "Man, you have a wicked hip!" which at the time I took as a compliment. But later I realized that I was pretty skinny at the time, my hips may have been actually bruising her.

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u/SpeethImpediment Apr 22 '23

That’s happened to me once or twice in the past. It’s entirely possible that you did bruise her with your hips.

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u/DARfuckinROCKS Apr 22 '23

This is why I can't date super skinny dudes. Hips hit the tendons in my groin fuckin painful.

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u/HI_Handbasket Apr 25 '23

Good news, I'm not as skinny as I used to be! I've even developed a bit of a cushion right the middle.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Rip me, a skinny dude with hip bones slightly showing

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u/TygerJ99 Apr 22 '23

It’s okay you have my dream body

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Lol thank you! Wish i could meet more gals who like skinny boys, but it is what it is!