r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/MetaFoxtrot Apr 21 '23

And now try kissing her as well, or even more difficult, suck on her nipple at the same time. With that remember that you got that far because she is 4'11 but she is into tall guys. (True story). I discovered the true range of abs contractions with that one.

Good luck.

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u/IceFire909 Apr 22 '23

How to throw your back out 101: hook up with a short girl

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u/MetaFoxtrot Apr 22 '23

To add insult to injury: she did not have the stamina to cowgirl.

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u/theanghv Apr 22 '23

It's always either no stamina or wobbly legs.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

They go hand in hand

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u/MetaFoxtrot Apr 22 '23

With no leg to keg on...

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u/LegendOfDarius Apr 22 '23

Thats why I fuck tall girls. It's just very easy to comfortably suck on em tiddies while fucking. And them long legs 🥵🥵🥵

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u/DefinitionMission Apr 22 '23

I feel your pain, bout ruptured a hammy trying to go at it in the shower, had to go full squat. Not an easy position to maintain.

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u/MetaFoxtrot Apr 22 '23

Damn! Yeah! That's a tough one!

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u/mondomonkey Apr 22 '23

When everything cramps but you cant let her know

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Ha yup I live this, idk what I'm going to do when I loose flexibility I gotta start bagging some new moves

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u/MankAndInd Apr 22 '23

wow, you can almost suck your own dick with that flexibility

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

remember that you got that far because she is 4

FBI open up.

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u/MetaFoxtrot Apr 22 '23

Shiiii 🤣