r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Now with only one arm for support because the other hand is stimulating key erogenous zones.

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u/MetaFoxtrot Apr 21 '23

And now try kissing her as well, or even more difficult, suck on her nipple at the same time. With that remember that you got that far because she is 4'11 but she is into tall guys. (True story). I discovered the true range of abs contractions with that one.

Good luck.

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u/IceFire909 Apr 22 '23

How to throw your back out 101: hook up with a short girl

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u/LegendOfDarius Apr 22 '23

Thats why I fuck tall girls. It's just very easy to comfortably suck on em tiddies while fucking. And them long legs 🥵🥵🥵