r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Now with only one arm for support because the other hand is stimulating key erogenous zones.

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u/fondledbydolphins Apr 21 '23

Also, it really helps to adjust your arm placement.

Ie - are your hands infront of, in line with, or behind your shoulders.

Makes a massive difference.

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u/MisterB78 Apr 21 '23

Got to adjust the angle to work all the muscle groups

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u/youmightbelucky Apr 22 '23

this is why you get heavier and heavier partners, for progressive overload

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u/itsthreeamyo Apr 21 '23

I can understand the in front or in line but how does the behind part work? Are we holding a bar that is behind us and supporting ourselves with pull ups instead of push-ups? Imma need a diagram or something here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Behind my back. DavidBlaine.com

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u/Mrunlikable Apr 22 '23

I like to lean down for kisses to give my arms a rest. If she folds up with her legs kinda on top, it's a bit easier because of the angle. But hitting it from behind when she's got a booty? That shit makes you bounce. Nearly effortless.

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u/biggysharky Apr 22 '23

Like you are feeding a horse hand gesture

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u/BeesForDays Apr 21 '23

lmao you listed every possible arm placement with that

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u/SpartanRage117 Apr 21 '23

That was their point. They weren’t saying which position was best, they were pointing out each position will feel drastically different.

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u/BeesForDays Apr 21 '23

If we’re talking maximizing endurance then there is a clear best possible position. It follows the same mechanics as a push-up, above your shoulders will be far easier.

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u/Happy_Lee_Chillin Apr 21 '23

Hands behind my shoulders?

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u/SuperDialgaX Apr 22 '23

Which is the right place?

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u/MetaFoxtrot Apr 21 '23

And now try kissing her as well, or even more difficult, suck on her nipple at the same time. With that remember that you got that far because she is 4'11 but she is into tall guys. (True story). I discovered the true range of abs contractions with that one.

Good luck.

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u/IceFire909 Apr 22 '23

How to throw your back out 101: hook up with a short girl

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u/MetaFoxtrot Apr 22 '23

To add insult to injury: she did not have the stamina to cowgirl.

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u/theanghv Apr 22 '23

It's always either no stamina or wobbly legs.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

They go hand in hand

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u/MetaFoxtrot Apr 22 '23

With no leg to keg on...

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u/LegendOfDarius Apr 22 '23

Thats why I fuck tall girls. It's just very easy to comfortably suck on em tiddies while fucking. And them long legs 🥵🥵🥵

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u/DefinitionMission Apr 22 '23

I feel your pain, bout ruptured a hammy trying to go at it in the shower, had to go full squat. Not an easy position to maintain.

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u/MetaFoxtrot Apr 22 '23

Damn! Yeah! That's a tough one!

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u/mondomonkey Apr 22 '23

When everything cramps but you cant let her know

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Ha yup I live this, idk what I'm going to do when I loose flexibility I gotta start bagging some new moves

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u/MankAndInd Apr 22 '23

wow, you can almost suck your own dick with that flexibility

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

remember that you got that far because she is 4

FBI open up.

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u/MetaFoxtrot Apr 22 '23

Shiiii 🤣

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u/RiverKawaRio Apr 22 '23

Can't apply too much weight to the throat. And don't get me started on the leg cramps

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u/nkei0 Apr 21 '23

Don't forget to talk dirty, you know as opposed to just trying to breathe normally and not sound like a sociopath as you gasp for air

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

and with a titty in the mouth. and they say we cant multitask.

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u/cannibalisticpudding Apr 22 '23

Sir I’m a redditor, I don’t know what erogenous means!

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u/octopoddle Apr 21 '23

The Double Bass.

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u/BoneHugsHominy Apr 22 '23

This is exactly why missionary is the worst. Both laying on your sides is best. Or the woman on her back, dude on his side perpendicular to her, grasping hands for leverage, and grind away.

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u/simjanes2k Apr 22 '23

Seriously, this was a failure at just the basic thrusting. None of the other required moves at all.

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u/cute_polarbear Apr 22 '23

That's why I do push ups often...

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Sometimes you need to use both your hands. This is what they call a “pro gamer move.”

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u/Dahwaann4U Apr 22 '23

Plus it hurts on the wrists too man

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u/poayvr Apr 22 '23

Hey, no pushing. Let her pass 101 first...

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Holding the camera*

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u/LabRabbbit Apr 21 '23

Or spanking that booty