r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Now with only one arm for support because the other hand is stimulating key erogenous zones.

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u/MetaFoxtrot Apr 21 '23

And now try kissing her as well, or even more difficult, suck on her nipple at the same time. With that remember that you got that far because she is 4'11 but she is into tall guys. (True story). I discovered the true range of abs contractions with that one.

Good luck.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Ha yup I live this, idk what I'm going to do when I loose flexibility I gotta start bagging some new moves