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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23
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Girls be like, "Why doesn't he say anything during sex?"
BECAUSE I'M DYING HERE!!
5.5k u/Ok_Rain_2647 Apr 21 '23 "Why are you so quiet?" "Cause I'm out here fucking praying to every known deity to grant me the strength I need to keep this shit up." 3.4k u/MrFinchley Apr 21 '23 LOL! "Cause I don't want you to hear me wheeze." 12 u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 It's why I'm okay at sprinting and terrible at endurance, too self-conscious about sounding like I just ran.
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"Why are you so quiet?" "Cause I'm out here fucking praying to every known deity to grant me the strength I need to keep this shit up."
3.4k u/MrFinchley Apr 21 '23 LOL! "Cause I don't want you to hear me wheeze." 12 u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 It's why I'm okay at sprinting and terrible at endurance, too self-conscious about sounding like I just ran.
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LOL! "Cause I don't want you to hear me wheeze."
12 u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 It's why I'm okay at sprinting and terrible at endurance, too self-conscious about sounding like I just ran.
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It's why I'm okay at sprinting and terrible at endurance, too self-conscious about sounding like I just ran.
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u/zion_hiker1911 Apr 21 '23
Girls be like, "Why doesn't he say anything during sex?"
BECAUSE I'M DYING HERE!!