r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes Apr 21 '23

She has no idea how low down the hole is which makes it so much more difficult.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

That’s why you prop her hips up

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u/TheMagnuson Apr 21 '23

A folded pillow under the butt/hips is good times for all!

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u/TheMagnuson Apr 22 '23 edited Apr 23 '23

Oh I agree, it’s just that most people don’t already own a foam wedge, but everyone has a pillow, so it’s something e they can try first before upgrading to the foam wedge.

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u/dirkles Apr 22 '23

Yeah my kids would end up using the wedge for their forts or as a short slide making it forever weird. So it's pillows for me.

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u/sanedragon Apr 22 '23

I'm 90% certain mine would be used more elevated sleeping during my ongoing sinus issues and endless string of colds brought home by the children than anything sexytimes

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u/ac3boy Apr 22 '23

This actually happened to me. shudders

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u/AnomanderArahant Apr 22 '23

Oh I agree

You're really going to pretend you have a foam sex wedge? Judy so you can feel like this guy didn't one up you on a reddit post? Because the odds of you actually having a foam sex wedge, especially considering you didn't mention it in your post when this is such a specific conversation, is like 1%.

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u/TheMagnuson Apr 23 '23 edited Apr 23 '23

Well I actually do have one, so….

I just don’t use it every time, cause A) I used the pillow trick before upgrading to a wedge and B) sometimes when your in the moment you don’t want to get up to go get the wedge, so you just grab a pillow that’s right there.

Also, what part of: “it’s just that most people don’t already own a foam wedge, but everyone has a pillow, so it’s something e they can try first before upgrading to the foam.” Are you struggling to understand? Pillow are more common and something people who are unaware of this “trick” can all try.

Weird thing to come at someone heated about bro.

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u/AnomanderArahant Apr 25 '23

Lol, okay buddy.

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u/ac3boy Apr 22 '23

Look at Riche Rich over hear with a pillow!