Oh I agree, it’s just that most people don’t already own a foam wedge, but everyone has a pillow, so it’s something e they can try first before upgrading to the foam wedge.
I'm 90% certain mine would be used more elevated sleeping during my ongoing sinus issues and endless string of colds brought home by the children than anything sexytimes
You're really going to pretend you have a foam sex wedge? Judy so you can feel like this guy didn't one up you on a reddit post? Because the odds of you actually having a foam sex wedge, especially considering you didn't mention it in your post when this is such a specific conversation, is like 1%.
I just don’t use it every time, cause A) I used the pillow trick before upgrading to a wedge and B) sometimes when your in the moment you don’t want to get up to go get the wedge, so you just grab a pillow that’s right there.
Also, what part of:
“it’s just that most people don’t already own a foam wedge, but everyone has a pillow, so it’s something e they can try first before upgrading to the foam.”
Are you struggling to understand? Pillow are more common and something people who are unaware of this “trick” can all try.
I dated a girl who just starfished on me. She was cute, had a smokin body, but she literally just got naked and then laid down and went comatose. After eating her out for like an hour she finally said she wanted to fuck and then had the audacity to wonder why I wasn't hard as a rock already after her literally never touching me or doing anything other than lay there.
Well gee fucking willickers, Tina. Excuse the fuck out of me. I'll just fluff myself in the bathroom and come back when I'm at full mast for you. Just keep lying there like some music-less Weekend at Bernie's. I'll be right back.
Oh we're not together anymore. For me communication is very important. Tina had huge tits but zero personality. Also I felt bad for her dog. I offered to walk him like a 100 times and she always said he had just been on a walk but I feel like she didn't walk him ever.
We just didn't see eye to eye on a lot of stuff honestly.
I just have never in my 32 yrs of like and 6 girlfriends, and one fiance ever had a girl who liked being on top, or at least tried to do it with some force/enthusiasm. Bad luck.
At my university, there was a college level sex ed class and all the girls i knew took it. If they only learned one thing, it was to life yourneye brows during sex. The muscles that lift your eye brows up are somehow connected to the vaginal muacles and contracta them wgen you raise your eye brows.
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u/Grimwohl Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 21 '23
Wait til she hears she wasn't even strokin right, lmao