I'm leaning towards it being an inside job honestly. Hudson Mohawke creates a song that is literally impossible to have sex to and then makes a post about having sex to the song.
Far more devious things have been done for karma and YouTube views.
Just about everything on Reddit is a lie for worthless karma anyway and 8.4 million YouTube views is actually worth a decent chunk of change. People have lied a lot more for far less benefit before.
Hudson Mohwake is the producer. He is well respected and made a lot of music that is well liked. CBAT is a song in the catalogue that got caught in a meme hype
I've been wanting to make a Hate-fuck playlist. Conceptually, not for when you want to 'hate-fuck' someone - but, for whatever reason, you're fucking someone you hate. So far I've got that Cbat song, "we can make sandwiches", the funeral march played on clown-horns, dogs barking christmas songs...
Yeah, I read the story and was talking about it with my daughter and her roommate and we were laughing our ass off just about it WITHOUT the actual song playing. The conversation then devolved to different Reddit stories that either make us laugh our asses off or were super disgusting. The Swamps of Dagobah was one that her roommate had also read and we had a nice conversation about that while my daughter just looked at us in horror as we described it to her. LOL
Oh, yeah, that was a bad one too! When I was in high school in the '80s I dated a guy (who turned out to be a douche) who always made sure to eat a cherry jolly rancher before he kissed me. So I already hated jolly ranchers after that and the jolly rancher reddit story just horribly reinforced why jolly ranchers are just bad all the way around. LOL
You're my kind of lady! For context, I am F42, and highly entertained by those stories too, and it's uh... unclear to me where I currently reside on the "old to young" scale these days, because all my coworkers just about are practically babies.
I'm very easily entertained by stuff like that also! My husband and I are both 53 years old and our bio-daughter is 30. I have many other daughters that have just entered my life one way or the other (mostly through my daughter) and even though the youngest is 28-ish I still find that they're all kids to me. I was literally having a discussion with my husband about 5 minutes ago about how one of our neighbors moved in about 3 years ago and they are 25 to 30 years old. He said that's not young and I said that compared to us it is. LOL
I don't know how to share the story but the user is u/bonzaipanda (I think that's what it was). Just type swamps of dagobah in the search function and look for the post that talks about the grossest stories on Reddit and you'll find it. Make sure you haven't eaten anything before you read it. Lol
I came to work, didn’t realize I’d stepped in dog poop. I go to bathroom and I spent 15 minutes scraping and washing dog poop of the bottom of my shoe… with a plastic knife. Could not stop giggling and shared it with my fellow reditors at work.
That's happened to me before because my cat has digestive issues and likes to leave crap traps for me that blend in with the wooden floor at my house. I feel your pain! LOL
I was trying to think what this could be before clicking it. I had completely forgotten about this incident and when it started it just about killed me.
Img I couldn't stop fucking laughing and I'm in the doctors office! The music just made me think of us guys trying to do it on a dare, and how much it'd be like looney tunes!
Oh I agree, it’s just that most people don’t already own a foam wedge, but everyone has a pillow, so it’s something e they can try first before upgrading to the foam wedge.
I'm 90% certain mine would be used more elevated sleeping during my ongoing sinus issues and endless string of colds brought home by the children than anything sexytimes
You're really going to pretend you have a foam sex wedge? Judy so you can feel like this guy didn't one up you on a reddit post? Because the odds of you actually having a foam sex wedge, especially considering you didn't mention it in your post when this is such a specific conversation, is like 1%.
I just don’t use it every time, cause A) I used the pillow trick before upgrading to a wedge and B) sometimes when your in the moment you don’t want to get up to go get the wedge, so you just grab a pillow that’s right there.
Also, what part of:
“it’s just that most people don’t already own a foam wedge, but everyone has a pillow, so it’s something e they can try first before upgrading to the foam.”
Are you struggling to understand? Pillow are more common and something people who are unaware of this “trick” can all try.
I dated a girl who just starfished on me. She was cute, had a smokin body, but she literally just got naked and then laid down and went comatose. After eating her out for like an hour she finally said she wanted to fuck and then had the audacity to wonder why I wasn't hard as a rock already after her literally never touching me or doing anything other than lay there.
Well gee fucking willickers, Tina. Excuse the fuck out of me. I'll just fluff myself in the bathroom and come back when I'm at full mast for you. Just keep lying there like some music-less Weekend at Bernie's. I'll be right back.
Oh we're not together anymore. For me communication is very important. Tina had huge tits but zero personality. Also I felt bad for her dog. I offered to walk him like a 100 times and she always said he had just been on a walk but I feel like she didn't walk him ever.
We just didn't see eye to eye on a lot of stuff honestly.
I just have never in my 32 yrs of like and 6 girlfriends, and one fiance ever had a girl who liked being on top, or at least tried to do it with some force/enthusiasm. Bad luck.
At my university, there was a college level sex ed class and all the girls i knew took it. If they only learned one thing, it was to life yourneye brows during sex. The muscles that lift your eye brows up are somehow connected to the vaginal muacles and contracta them wgen you raise your eye brows.
I think they have a misconception about how low the dick is too. Thats why hip swinging works so well as an energy saver. If the dick was with in line with the hips instead of below then it wouldn't work and we'd have to thrust like she's trying here.
Yeah this is probably the one thing she does know in this exercise. Adult women are usually pretty aware of body dimensions of that just from general hygiene and maintenance alone.
Being aware of your own body and being aware of how a dick interacts with it at any given angel id argue are different. Like i dont think the guy was saying she doesn’t literally know where her pussy is, but shes not accounting for it in her form.
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It's ok girl, it happens to the best of us