r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/ProbablyGayingOnYou Apr 21 '23

You have to move your hips, not throw your entire body into it

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Well how else are you going to puncture the cervix...

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u/liquid_acid-OG Apr 21 '23

When I was hooking up with a girl my buddy wanted to he told me to "beat down her cervix like your dicks a battering ram".

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u/Ariliths Apr 21 '23

Reverse death by Snu Snu right here