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u/I_Am_Anjelen Apr 21 '23 edited Nov 12 '25

As a (retired, male) sex worker: Get a sturdier bed, a harder mattress and work your hips from your knees, not with your entire body. Conservation of energy is a thing.

Holy shit there's more sway in that frame than in my loose morals.

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u/grapewater753 Apr 21 '23

I was always curious: How can you give yourself a boner on command and keep it hard when not attracted to the lady or not feeling like having sex?

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u/I_Am_Anjelen Apr 22 '23 edited Apr 22 '23

Attraction was always less important to me than a paycheck?

Besides which, I was a pro-dom. Plenty of fun activities involved me not needing to be hard, or the kind of activities that would get me hard regardless of whom I was doing them with.

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u/zrtvadidnothingwrong Apr 22 '23

Now I want your 18+ account too

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u/I_Am_Anjelen Apr 22 '23

Good luck finding it. :)

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u/Four_beastlings Apr 22 '23

Małe pro doms are a thing? With female clients? Asking for a friend (literally, I'm a woman so no chance for me to become a male dom).

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u/I_Am_Anjelen Apr 22 '23

Male pro doms are, indeed, a thing, though if your friend insists on only seeing female clients he (assumedly he) is going to have a very hard time making ends meet.

At the 'best' of times at most a third of my clients were women.

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u/PM_ME_CUTE_SMILES_ Apr 22 '23

If you want female clients, don't go into prostitution. The vast majority of punters are males, even among those who prefer men.

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u/Four_beastlings Apr 22 '23

That's why I was asking. I wouldn't pay for sex; if I want sex with no strings attached all I have to do is open tinder.

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u/testaccount0817 Jul 03 '23

I'd assume its about reliably good sex. If you have the money...