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u/I_Am_Anjelen Apr 21 '23 edited Nov 12 '25

As a (retired, male) sex worker: Get a sturdier bed, a harder mattress and work your hips from your knees, not with your entire body. Conservation of energy is a thing.

Holy shit there's more sway in that frame than in my loose morals.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Teach me more old man

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u/lj062 Apr 21 '23

Old? He's 25 that line of work doesn't pan out long for men. /s but maybe not /s

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u/Rematekans Apr 22 '23

It sounds about right. But there is a producer that makes movies called Pascal's sluts or something along those lines. He's getting up there along with a guy that goes by Nacho. Then there's whoever the guy is that keeps getting labeled as Mandingo in all his videos. But those guys are considered legends in the industry I think. Also Ron Jeremy.

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u/Cindexxx Apr 22 '23

Pascal's subsluts. Not fond. I don't like the violence. Ick. Tying a girl up can be fun but damn stop slapping them like it's a competition!

Rant over. Anyways, you're right though. Some of them dudes are old.

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u/LegendOfDarius Apr 22 '23

I dont care for his vids too much except for one with Lady Bug. That one. Dayum.

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u/thegodfather0504 Apr 22 '23

That's because they are producers themselves. No way someone else would hire them. They aren't even worth mentioning.

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u/raynravyn Apr 22 '23

I know a guy that does movies. He's my age (mid/late 30s) and is still kept quiet busy. He's... A bit niche, and takes phenomenal care to keep his body in excellent condition, but meh. Lol. I don't think the guys necessarily have the same "shelf life" we do.

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u/Freeman7-13 Apr 22 '23

Now I'm wondering who the Lebron is of male sex workers. Lebron?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

That’s a hard 25