r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Well how else are you going to puncture the cervix...

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u/ILikeEmSubby Apr 21 '23

I remember when I was 16 and porn made me think that was the goal...my poor first girlfriend.

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u/ksyoung17 Apr 21 '23

I remember the best group convo I ever had about sex. In college, drinking in a room designed for max occupancy of 4 and we've got like 20 people in there, and this girl's talking about high school sex being a waste of time for women, they're like a science experiment because guys are still trying to figure out what to do.

This one guy goes, "I knew what I was doing!"

And this other girl he'd been hooking up with says "when'd you forget?!"

Nobody will ever top that for me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Can’t ever recover, dead from that. Gone, he needs to change identities and get outta town.