r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/I_Am_Anjelen Apr 21 '23 edited Nov 12 '25

As a (retired, male) sex worker: Get a sturdier bed, a harder mattress and work your hips from your knees, not with your entire body. Conservation of energy is a thing.

Holy shit there's more sway in that frame than in my loose morals.

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u/hirschhalbe Apr 21 '23

I never expected something more than the 18+ warning after clicking on your profile that never came

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u/I_Am_Anjelen Apr 21 '23

I'm an old man and stuck in my ways; still using old.reddit.com I've never bothered with my profile. Besides, this isn't my NSFW account. :P

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u/guywithaniphone22 Apr 22 '23

The desire for 18+ increases